Paul D

@BabajiSutar3 @CricketopiaCom Dream on .. test match future far more important than fucking whacka a mole

@CricketopiaCom It’s not fair at all ! He should not withdraw at the last moment! Strict action should be taken !

“Growing up, I only dreamed of playing for England.” ~ Ben Duckett. Duckett has withdrawn from the IPL with Delhi Capitals, accepting a three-year ban and financial loss, to prioritise his England career. He also apologised for the Noosa drinking incident, admitting the Ashes couldn’t have gone worse.

@NoContextCounty Me.. other than that who knows ?

What cricketer would have been far more successful in another era?

@tds122 Yeeted to to the moon

It's a real shame the English cricket loving public can't vote on whether people keep their job after 4 years of failure . These two goons would be long gone !

@tds122 It's insane I know.. I like Zak.. not as an England opener though

If these bums really want us to start believing , they dump Crawley never to be seen again

@NickFriend1 He left it FFS , all winter, all the nets, he fucking left THAT!!

Just an incredible sport really:

@sherriontherock I went for varifocals and hated them, so I'm now the proud owner of 3 different lens types.. oddly not for driving

No one prepares you for the sheer number of different glasses you will need once you’re in your 50s. Driving? Here you go 🤓 Reading? Here you go 🤓 Watching TV? Here you go 🤓 Sunglasses both prescription and non? Here you go 😎😎 Currently wearing my Reading ones👇

@NoContextCounty I find Indian cricket fans in general... Odd

I find the reaction from Indian fans whenever an English player pulls out of the IPL to focus on England/Domestic cricket quite funny because obviously Indian players, like let's say Shardul Thakur, would never do the same if the shoe was on the other foot

I sat next to an 82-year-old British Jewish lady at a meeting recently who said: "If Reform does not win the next general election we will leave". As in, leave the country. Leave the only home she has ever known. And I'm not surprised she feels this way⬇️

@NoContextCounty We have the talent.. sadly not the leadership 30/ 70 we fuck it up

How optimistic/pessimistic are you about the direction of English cricket over the next 12-18 months?

@thegreatwildo69 @_Phanuel_ @bambibristol Yep he is

@_Phanuel_ @bambibristol Err… are you thick?

Imagine giving up your time voluntarily for a charity, to save lives at sea… Only to face relentless aggression from this pack of toothless, knuckle dragging, xenophobes….

@criminographer No words.. ❤️

I miss these days. I miss mothering you in the physical sense - finding those lost socks, tidying your toys only for you to get them out again, brushing your curls. I miss the mother before the pain. I miss your thumping feet and the way you said Mummy. I miss you Alexander. X

@bambibristol I wish they would try this shite at my local RNLI, I guarantee the town would show up and send them packing. If you live on the coast you realise how amazing these volunteers are

@BeagleAir_92 @bambibristol Let's hope you're never drowning in an overturned boat..

@bambibristol Traitors all. They should rounded up and recieve the historically accepted punishment

@_Phanuel_ @bambibristol Fuck off you moron

@bambibristol Err are lifeboats used in collecting immigrant boats or is it borderforce/coastguard?

@GeorgieHeath27 See I hate send offs, celebrate the wicket give it the full monty. But leave the in your face bravado at the boundary, absolutely no need for it

Send-offs?....Yes or no? What's the most memorable one you've ever seen?....

@TruthTold443745 @therapeuticvids Undoubtedly

@PDowness @therapeuticvids And I think he will be.

New chains installed on Monkey Mountain… and fearless Punch kun is already putting them to the ultimate test ⛓️😎 even in the stiffest part of the mountain with literally nothing else to hang from but the new chain but no fear, just pure monkey determination 🐵💥

@Nigel_Farage You're still a cunt though

So many local people came to our sold out rally in Suffolk tonight that the campaign team had to create an overflow room. Britain wants Reform!

@henrymoeranBBC He cucking left that ... He voluntarily left it .. roll on the summer

Welcome to pre-season…!

@dan_villafan Still got my whispa mug from god knows when, it's my works mug .. but I too lament the passing of Easter mugs. Spose it's a cross we have to bear.

It’s a travesty BUT I did see mugs and eggs in the Villa store this year! 😃

@Nigel_Farage Bet you don't you racist cunt

See you next week! 😉