Phil 🇺🇦

@maitlis It'll get me through my work out in the gym, thank you 👍

Donations , diversity and dirty campaigns - the race in America heats up … globalplayer.com/podcasts/episo…

A picture that paints a thousand words from @aaronchown

@WokeyMcWokefac3 I'm the hardest working clown in the this circus...

@CrossCountryUK having a wank service on your train to Gloucester tonight, after enjoying the delights of @AvantiWestCoast do try to get with the programme....

Safe pair of hands... #hignfy @PrivateEyeNews

@Lance_Bradley_ By "Us" you mean Gloucester 😉 anyway looking forward to a potential Gloucester Vs Ospreys game! 🔴⚪

This is great news for Welsh rugby. Let’s hope one of the four Welsh pro-clubs is in the final. Us. Obvs. 😎

@pinstripedline To call them dinosaurs is a bit old hat, dinosaurs evolved into birds. These guys are evolutionary fossil, something akin to a cockroach.

Seriously? On what planet is the idea of women in combat still controversial except for a tiny number of dinosaurs? Women are at sea, at action stations and firing live rounds now onboard DIAMOND. This is a non issue.

Since he turned 16 in 1980 the UK's armed forces have fought in the following conflicts: The Falklands war Gulf war Bosnian war Kosovo war Afghanistan war Iraq war Boris Johnson failed to sign up to fight in any of them.

@STEcopywriting Yet hot cross buns are available all year round...

Seriously, Tesco? SERIOUSLY?! 😵‍💫

@cineworld @Ferrari Cheltenham

@PEETEE1980 @Ferrari Hey! Could you tell us what cinema you are trying to book for please?

@cineworld having issues on the app and website for booking @Ferrari for tomorrow evening, error message is number 1, when booking at 8pm. Can this be fixed, or are your not showing the film?

So *this* was the original footage. Love it. @BBCMaryam just got another fan. 🙌

@theAliceRoberts Get well soon 🙏

Just to make sure they do the right, left ankle…

I’d like to congratulate all Tory voters and Brexiters for this… We couldn’t have done it without you.

@STEcopywriting Also found this article, on the subject... vinepair.com/articles/names…

Help me out, Twitter. Which word do you prefer for a fancy drink with no alcohol?🍹 #AskTwitter

Rev. Tim Daplyn: "It's been termed a pro-Palestinian demonstration, but I think it's a pro-peace demonstration... old soldiers, on Armistice Day, calling for Armistice.."

418 years ago today Robert Catesby, Guy Fawkes and others attempted a plot to destroy parliament. I think they’d be proud of what the Conservative Party has achieved in the last few years.

This is the cost of the Tories.

NEWS Gillian Keegan's department gave £1m from the schools' rebuilding budget in May to a firm where her husband Michael is a non-executive director...@DailyMirror Dept says no conflict of interest.. Should Keegan just resign now? Shambolic