Piers

@AstroJake Who?!

A guy from my school has done adverts to promote so many different products, I’ve seen him now promoting a hair loss product, a teeth cleaning tool, and a language learning app. It’s the “I used this and look at the results” adverts lol. These things are so fake!

@AstroJake Big up Elliott!!!!

People think I’m posh and well off because I went to Oxford and now work there. Little do they know the Wikipedia page of the school I went to says this:

@AstroJake @OldSchoolRS Yes

@OldSchoolRS Is this real

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@AstroJake Very OG

@PIERSKINGSLEY Maybe I am just very traditional and like the classic options Tesco has lmfao. My current go to is triple chicken sandwich, 355mL redbull (sugar free) and a graze box

I can’t trust someone who chooses a Sainsbury’s meal deal over a Tesco meal deal

@AstroJake Brie bacon chili jam sandwich, niknaks, strawberry protein shake. Don’t judge me.

@PIERSKINGSLEY What is your go to, quickly

Does anybody remember for fire K-Rose was?

Moving from Slack to Teams is like going from colour television back to black and white

@ragey0urdream Eggy!!!!! X

Grats me and my RuneScape friends

@AstroJake it's next on my list

@PIERSKINGSLEY (It’s my only 99)

@RenaTunechii The worst

@AstroJake Vibe

For lent I am giving up

@_Adddddam @TrollFootball Kms

@TrollFootball @PIERSKINGSLEY

Arsenal when they are at the top of the tree twitter.com/TF_Video/statu…

@jackjl_ @OldSchoolRS @insighteditions @Bleeves24 Xmas pressie

@OldSchoolRS @insighteditions @PIERSKINGSLEY @Bleeves24

👨‍🍳 @insighteditions has cooked up something very special for you - RuneScape: The Official Cookbook is now available for pre-order! 🎣 Fish up some shrimp and don your cooking cape — it’s time to make the most mouthwatering recipes in Gielinor! 🔗 osrs.game/cookbook

Elon thinks putting X behind a paywall will stop bots. He’s clearly never played @OldSchoolRS

@Hi_im_Nilton @Bornakang Hahahahahahah wtf

I think we need to freeze bills until we figure out what is going on with this alien situation, I don’t want to spend my last moments on Earth broke.

@AstroJake he's definitely a big enough virgin to be a scaper (like me)

The new Twitter logo looks like the Jagex logo. Maybe Elon is a huge RuneScape fan?