Paige Ireland

“if you can’t look on the bright side, i will sit with you in the dark.”

Before ChatGPT, our academic lifeline was random students uploading full exams to Quizlet.

If my savings say $20,000 and my checking say $374. Then $374 is all I have.

Usually when celebrities become super famous they leave Canada. Drake has chosen to stay in his hometown and terrorize us.

“You handled it so well!” Me the moment I got into my car

ADHD is remembering a birthday a week in advance, forgetting on the actual day, feeling too much shame to text, buying a late gift, never mailing it, and letting the guilt haunt you for a decade

POV: It is 2005 and you fell asleep watching the Prisoner of Azkaban on DVD…

it’s my dying wish to hear @machinegunkelly play her song live

there cannot be a new pandemic i've got shows to attend

a shitty tnf game could fix me

Gas is almost $2. Toronto is cold af in May. There are rumors of a new pandemic, groceries are expensive, the job market is shit. The list is unending.

i’m still absolutely gutted that i missed seeing @itshellogoodbye in toronto. why do i always find out about tours AFTERWARDS

if it involves alcohol, sunshine or potatoes, i’m probably down for it

music shuffle not even trying to let me have a good day today

From the NFL Draft: A wild story, as the #Eagles trade up for Makai Lemon... while he was on the phone with the #Steelers.

i passed my licensing exam🥹🥹

Toddlers really empty out their toy box and just walk tf away 😭

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

One thing about Canada is u can never put ur winter jacket away

I hate slow turners... SWING that car bro.

ngl this hormonal acne is making me a lil sui🥲