Pete Lynch
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Pete Lynch
@PJTLynch
(Not actually the) Co-founder of Long John Silver's and other budget fishtaurants. Humor in McSweeney's, New Yorker, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and here





A big weekend for some nationally ranked squads! Here's an update on the top 40 boys teams: 1️⃣ Niwot CO 2️⃣ Jesuit CA 3️⃣ Jesuit OR 4️⃣ Herriman UT 5️⃣ Christian Brothers NJ 15-40 ⬇️ 📊buff.ly/6LVnGjk












JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US President Trump says the Epstein files are a "made-up" Democrat hoax.





Cartoon characters to have receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame so far: • Mickey Mouse • Bugs Bunny • Snow White • Woody Woodpecker • Big Bird • The Simpsons • Rugrats • Kermit The Frog • The Muppets • Godzilla • Donald Duck • Winnie The Pooh • The Munchkins • Shrek • Tinker Bell • Snoopy • Batman







“I Saw Mommy Charged Five Grand for Gauze” “Halve Your Wealth to Repair Your Meniscus” “God Rest Ye Weary New Mother (For Twenty-Four Hours, Then Please Vacate the Maternity Ward)” mcsweeneys.net/articles/holid…

