Pierre
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@shouq_al90149 Knee the Cunt in the nuts HARD....
& Smash him round the head with the frying pan as he falls to his knees. He'll understand....
When he wakes up
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@travelingflying And don't look like trout pout orange skinned Essex Chavs....
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@EmilySm43 When he's SOOO excited he comes before he can get it in....
OR When he's SOOO eager to stick it in he doesn't wait for natural lubrication, tries thrusting it in a dry fanny.... & Splits where his foreskin attached.
Blood everywhere!!!
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@anna_tysdale Aside from you not being Sharon Stone....
Flash your snatch & I'll take a pee...
Oops guess
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@Daisy55oj Oooohhhhh yeah.... Won't be long until she's legal & some double dipping
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@itslinahoe Sweetheart..... You are so not a tranny!
Show us your todger...
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