Nick

Tell a man a joke and he'll laugh for a few seconds. Show a man Tottenham Hotspur and he'll laugh for a lifetime.

@Arsenal @deel Champions 🏆❤️

⚪️ 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🔴 Your Premier League champions. 🤝 @deel

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

This belongs to all of us.

@AST_arsenal @IsYoursGold @jcneville3 Assume this means sold out? Can’t click on anything.

@IsYoursGold @jcneville3 Might be worth another try now. A few that go into baskets don’t actually complete. And then reappear. As people check flights and hotels and don’t buy. Long shot. But worth a go

There are a good number of tickets left. Demand will be well above supply so yes a scramble but there are going to be lots of happy people in an hour.

@Arsenal @ComAve_Official @MarkNicholas4

Fancy coming on a VIP Trip for two to watch The Arsenal in a Champions League away knockout match? 😎 All you need to do is follow @ComAve_Official, like this post and tag a friend in the comments 👇 Draw closes on 20th February at 7pm GMT. T&Cs apply.

@Arsenal season ticket renewed. 🤩

@elonmusk when will monetisation be available in the UK?

@Arsenal 🐐🐐🐐🐐

🤳 A heartfelt message from our Player of the Month ❤️

@James_Caan Loved the Las Vegas tv series he was in

It is with great sadness that we inform you of the passing of Jimmy on the evening of July 6. The family appreciates the outpouring of love and heartfelt condolences and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. End of tweet

@zachweinberg @sport_simon The greater fool philosophy

@FootballCliches in the replay of Nketiah’s second goal at Stamford Bridge Alan Smith describes the lead up to Eddie’s finish as ‘pinball stuff’. What is the threshold for achieving pinball status? Are a certain numbers of ricochets / attempted clearances, passes or shots needed?

@Flav_Bateman 😂 that’s how I hoped you’d imagine it.

@PNickJ 😂 I'm imaging sitting across from you in the Ball Street offices saying that.

This was the most exhausting conversation I've ever had. Ever. youtube.com/watch?v=nlFebO…

@mrbloodred Tottenham had no chance as soon as a big club came in for Diaz 👌🏼😂

Liverpool swooping in and pissing people off at the last minute is such a MASSIVE club move. More of that please!

12 years ago I joined twitter. Where has that time gone?! 👀 #lifechanging #MyTwitterAnniversary

@PropertyHubUK all I get when I click on your new app portfolio is this… with no way out. Please advise.

@Flav_Bateman @nobbyodell 👋🏼 bet victor

@PNickJ @nobbyodell Haha hello Nick!

I spoke with Lee Dixon about sharks

@nobbyodell @Flav_Bateman 😂😂 I vaguely remember that. Flav would have defo pestered Lee for a autograph.

@Flav_Bateman Flav, me and @PNickJ met him after a youth game, he joked he wouldn’t sign my programme as I was wearing a Spurs shirt but I really wasn’t fussed and just walked off. My dad was so proud

@NFLFantasy I acquired: Jalen Hurts Gronk DJ Moore I traded away Matt Ryan Kelce Will Fuller 👀👀

⬇️ Reply below with a trade you pulled off or you're pitching (be clear on which side you're on) and we'll let you know what we think!

@seamusdoogle Done

@PNickJ hey man can you follow back?