Uncle Bob

@RedWavePol @HQNewsNow So fuck people that are overseas/deployed/The military as a whole also fuck people with disabilities or people who live in remote locations etc. etc. and fuck the elderly who not only cannot get around as easily also cannot drive... man your mother should've swallowed instead.

@HQNewsNow One of his best EOs

Trump announces he is issuing an unconstitutional executive order to shut down mail-in voting nationwide and he will defund states if they do not comply with him

The Start of the Civil............

Quit fucking with my account, Elon. You don't wanna see me go Nissan Maxima

New York, we’ve got your back: we’re upgrading 6,700+ catch basins, storm drains, and slotted manhole covers so that when it rains, no one can catch you slipping.  This is a $108M investment in more reliable infrastructure, flood prevention, dry streets, and dry socks for New Yorkers.

Kid Rock flyby crew suspended. Kristi Noem hypocrisy exposed. NPR and PBS defunding upended. Bullshit vanity ballroom blocked. Ok, Tuesday - what else you got? 😂

@NoLieWithBTC Yes! Do more!

Breaking: A federal judge permanently BLOCKS Trump from defunding PBS.

@NoLieWithBTC Yes!

@RepNancyMace Holy shit —- you’re the chick who camped out in bathrooms to make sure no transgender women went in there, right??? Get fucked.

Manager: I need this by noon. It’s urgent. Employee: Got it. Manager: Also, I’ll need the revised version by 2, the deck by 4, and the report before end of day. All urgent. Employee: Of course. Everything is urgent here. Manager: That’s the pace of business. Employee: Funny you say that. Manager: What do you mean? Employee: I asked about my pay raise three months ago. Manager: Yes, and we’re still reviewing that. Employee: Right. Because apparently my tasks are urgent, my deadlines are urgent, my replies are urgent, but my salary increase is where the company suddenly believes in patience. Manager: Compensation decisions take time. Employee: More time than the “urgent” work I keep doing above my pay grade? Manager: It’s a process. Employee: I’ve noticed. In corporate, everything is a fire until it involves paying you more. Then somehow everyone finds calm, balance, and the need for careful review. Manager: That’s not a fair characterization. Employee: It feels very fair. You want urgency from employees and reflection from payroll. Manager: We do value your contributions. Employee: I can tell. You just value them at my old salary.

We've been fortunate to meet most of the Aliens cast, but this photo from 2023 is by far our favorite ♥️

I hit my breaking point while out running errands today. I had some tool in a Corvette riding my ass while driving to the grocery store. The speed limit was 45mph, and I was pushing closer to 55 because he was making me nervous with how close he was. So I said fuck it and brake-checked the dipshit. Three separate times. He'd back off before going right back to riding my ass, but he also never took the opportunity to just pass me, so then I knew he was just trying to be an ass at that point. I finally made it to the store, and guess who pulled into the fucking parking lot right behind me. Yup, him. He parked in the same aisle as me, but further from the store. Figured I'd be able to get out of my car and make it inside the store without confrontation, which I really wanted to avoid. No such luck. As soon as I started walking toward the store, all I heard behind me was, "Learn how to drive, bitch." Not yelled, but clearly loud enough so I could hear. Confrontation it is then. I whipped around so fast and just unloaded all my pent-up rage on him. "I have had a shit day, so I'm not about to let some beta beer gut with a mouth make it worse. Yeah, I fucking brake-checked you. You were riding my ass when I was already driving over the speed limit. I get that you like to go vroom vroom in your midlife crisis over there to compensate for how mediocre your life has turned out, but you don't need to involve other people in your sad little journey to being mid at best." He was backing away from me at this point and muttered something about running late for an appointment, which only made me angrier. "Bullshit on you running late! If you were running late, you wouldn't have followed me into this fucking parking lot just to call me a bitch and make yourself feel superior to someone else, which I'm guessing is a rarity in your life. I suggest you get back into your tacky ass car, turn on whatever alpha male podcast you think is helping you, and leave." I know I screamed more at him, but this is the gist of it. I was quite literally vibrating with anger, and he thankfully took the hint and left. One of the store workers who was corralling carts came over to check on me. As soon as she asked, "Are you okay, baby?" I burst into tears. She and another shopper with her small daughter walked me inside to make sure I was okay. I apologized to the shopper in case her daughter heard me cursing. She told me there was no need to apologize, that she was just glad he didn't try anything, and she was more than happy for her daughter to see a woman stand up for herself like I did. Made me feel marginally better, but god I'm just tired of everything. To all the folks saying they were impressed with how articulate I was while yelling at him: it probably didn't sound articulate in the moment since I was only an octave or two from full-on shrieking lol. Plus, I had a full 15 minutes while he was tailgating me to think up all the things I wanted to yell at him. Idiot just gave me the opening I needed. He FAFO'd with the wrong person today.

Marco Rubio: “Just because you’re born on U.S. soil doesn’t make you a citizen. Your parents must be U.S. citizens.” Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971. His parents became citizens in 1975. Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship.”

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST — featuring Donald Trump 🍊 Let’s make this go viral 👇

@raymondjr1984 @Simon_Ingari Who says he brought it up? Also you're completely missing the entire fucking point of this post bro. Stop sucking the dick of the corporate overlords

@Simon_Ingari Salary should only be discussed at the last interview - not all 3 interviews. The fact that you chose to bring up salary at all 3 interviews showed you only cared about what you were making

HR Manager: Congratulations again. We’re excited to have you join us. Candidate: Thank you. I just have one question before I sign. HR Manager: Sure. Candidate: The offer letter says $6,500. HR Manager: Yes, that’s the monthly salary. Candidate: That’s why I’m confused. In all three interviews, I was told $10,000. HR Manager: I understand. The number discussed in interviews was more of a projected figure. Candidate: No, it was presented as the salary for this role. Three times. HR Manager: The final approved amount is what appears in the offer letter. Candidate: Then why was $10,000 repeated in every round? HR Manager: At the time, that may have been the expected range. Candidate: So after three interviews confirming $10,000, the real number is suddenly $6,500? HR Manager: This is still a competitive offer. Candidate: Competitive with what? Because it’s definitely not competitive with what your team promised me. HR Manager: I understand your frustration. Candidate: Good. Because three interviews saying $10,000 and one offer letter saying $6,500 isn’t miscommunication. HR Manager: Then what is it? Candidate: Bait.

Thank you for sharing your story @kirkacevedo

Happy 38 years of Beetlejuice!

Is the U.S. preparing for some kind of an attack? by: @inneroperator

What a long-winded explanation for the opening to Ernest saved Christmas right? Right?!

The only remaining German A7V Sturmpanzerwagen tank in the world from World War I. Kept safe in a bubble at the Brisbane Museum in Australia.

BREAKING: The man responsible for the KitKat heist has been identified