I Am The Egg, Man.

@leilarahimi 1+2=7

Fields to DJ Moore and the moves too pretty! Yards after the catch, we love to see it.

@SoVeryBritish IJAT Omelet of Ennui

The next Indiana Jones film title is “Indiana Jones and the” - last thing you ate - “of” - your most constant mood

@BleacherNation As my sweet old mother often said, “Bunt your hind end!”

That's the problem with the bunt. That wasn't even a terrible bunt, and it turns into a damn double-play.

@leilarahimi @mullyhaugh @670TheScore Welcome to your first second “Not Mully but I play him on the radio day!

I'm awake again. Big show today starting at 5:30 @mullyhaugh @670TheScore! Let's Friday.

I'm awake. Big sports day. Let's go. @mullyhaugh @670TheScore now!

@BettyBowers Amazing. Everything that guy just said is wrong.

@beckyhammer @ZenOfDesign I JUST figured out that their slogan is “liv” as in “conduct your life,” and not “lyve” meaning “in real life, in person.”

During the first round of Monday’s Home Run Derby, Luis Robert felt tightness in his right calf. He underwent an MRI in Seattle and is listed as day-to-day. Robert will not play in tonight’s All-Star Game as a precaution and will be evaluated again before the season re-starts Friday in Atlanta.

@JustinMcElroy I’m waiting for all this to shake out. People I follow here have headed to 637 different websites, and I’m not signing up for all of them to get posts from one person each.

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@mike_petriello Dear Sir: I wish to register a complaint. The content warning led me to expect Ernie Lombardi nudes. Imagine my disappointment. Or, actually, don’t.

@baseballinpix Yes, absolutely.

1974 American League All Stars. Should players wear their own uniforms in the All Star game?

@Chicago_History Yes.

What do you think? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@Scrapbookee @jscotttn There’s a place just past the river in North County that advertises something like “FIREWORKS - BEER - TOBACCO.” Missouri in a nutshell.

@jscotttn We went to STL a couple weekends ago and they were HEAVILY advertising right on the highway for people coming in. NOBODY NEEDS THEM AT ALL

@jscotttn That’s what I was afraid of.

@jscotttn I watched the first episode and it triggered my anxiety. Anyone else have that reaction, and did it get better?

I liked these and would definitely rock a Justin Fields gray alternative. That's clean.

@ZenOfDesign I would be looking forward to this if it ended with @unbeatablesg kicking his butt (and eating some nuts).

That might not mean anything. I mean, I thought GotG was the stupidest book Marvel had back then, and all 3 GotG movies are in my top 10 MCU. Still, really curious what the greenlight process for this movie was. Especially after Morbius.

The amazing thing about the Kraven trailer is that I'm a die-hard marvel guy, collected every spidey comic available in my youth, including Kraven's Last Hunt, and would be hard-pressed to put Kraven in a top 20 list of Spidey's best villains.

@HooperHairPuff Don’t you mean HIS wife, you motherf…

This is my first Father’s Day since my dad died. I’m gonna celebrate the same way he would have: by having sex with my wife.

@realmjw57 @peggykusinski I learned at Acacia Park. Helped that my uncle was the manager and we could go after hours.

@peggykusinski Pro tip for drivers ed. Take her to a large cemetery. My boys learned at All Saints. Wide roads, little traffic

@phlap @peterbakernyt @PaulaReidCNN @jeremyherb Jimmy Carter counts as 14.

@peterbakernyt @PaulaReidCNN @jeremyherb Where will the court find 12 former presidents to try Trump? Asking for a friend

"This is secret information. Look, look at this.” Did Trump share sensitive information that he knew was secret? These are his own words on tape as he met with ghostwriters for Mark Meadows, as obtained by ⁦@PaulaReidCNN⁩ and ⁦@jeremyherb⁩ cnn.com/2023/06/09/pol…

@BCDreyer “Tonne”, though?