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President Jesus

@POTUSJesus

if you're here, you're probably a triggered little MAGA bitch. Son of God, Former President of the United States. Kinda Socialist. My Dad Hates Conservatives.

Bethlehem, PA Katılım Nisan 2020
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Stacy Cay
Stacy Cay@stacycay·
Just because you were too stupid to understand this is what you were voting for doesn’t mean this isn’t what you voted for
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Jay Black
Jay Black@jayblackisfunny·
“Well, the alternative was letting trans women compete in swim meets.” — last thought of a MAGA before they are atomized by nuclear fire
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Heather
Heather@HeatherBearAMC·
We didn’t abandon Trump. He abandoned us. I still stand on everything he campaigned for. He hasn’t delivered on anything.
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Steve Sapp
Steve Sapp@SteveRSapp·
Naive as fuck, you snot-bot! False equivalence much? US ops follow rules, snipe actual threats, bend over backwards minimizing civilian splatter and actually investigate the fuck-ups—not some sicko victory lap over dead kids. But these cowards retaliating on civilians or using human shields? Pure evil, illegal as balls under international law. Self-defense ain’t terrorism, dipshit—no hypocrisy, just reality curb-stomping your bullshit!
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Rania Khalek
Rania Khalek@RaniaKhalek·
Why is there no one in the U.S. government stepping up to stop this insanity? The president of the US is openly threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people, saying “a whole civilization will die tonight.” No mass resignations and the opposition party is absent. What sick death cult. Unbelievably and shockingly dangerous.
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Heather
Heather@HeatherBearAMC·
@BKaleas You think Kamala’s better? You’re the retard.
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Matt Wallace
Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
The Trump I know cares about people on a fundamental level, beyond any war. There are close to 2 million Christians in Iran! Why would the United States military be used to hurt them? Wasn't the main point to liberate them from oppression? I pray God guides Trump right now.
Matt Wallace tweet media
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Matt Wallace
Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
President Trump is not himself right now. This is not the same person. Something is very off! I say this with the utmost respect, as someone who fully supported him in both 2016 and 2024.
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President Jesus
President Jesus@POTUSJesus·
@Lee_in_Iowa If it took you ten years of saving and you're a boomer, then you had a shit job and you failed at life.
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Lee in Iowa
Lee in Iowa@Lee_in_Iowa·
Boomer here. I bought my first house after ten years of saving like crazy. And the interest was 14.5%. I don’t know where kids got the idea that they were due a house and new car at college graduation, but that’s NOT how it ever was.
heretical lakeloon@loonlake55

Too many young people are resenting Boomers, claiming that Boomers had it " easy " financially in their youth. Here are a few fun facts about growing up Boomer. 1. Almost everyone grew up with one bathroom. Mom, Dad and all 3-6 siblings. 2. If you did get to take a vacation, you drove. With no air conditioning. No cup holders. No iPads. Just black vinyl seats and bologna sandwiches. 3. There were no club sports. No Parks and Rec activities. Summer camp was for rich kids. Get yourself a bike, a stick and a few friends. If you were bored, you laid in the grass and looked at clouds. 4. You ate what was served. Even if it was chicken livers. No DoorDash, no backup Totino's rolls. 5. No AP classes, no PSEO, no "fun" elective. They assigned you to a class. You went. You did what they asked. Or else. 6. Unless you had rich parents, you had a nice VFW wedding. Maybe rent a room at a modest hotel. 7. Most Boomers got their first pedi and mani in their 50s (when their feet got farther away). We didn't even know people got massages in real life, only in Hollywood. 8. You packed your own lunch for decades. 9. No one knew what red light therapy was, a facial, a spa day, or a cold plunge. Your gym was the YMCA. Usually in a rather old building. 10. We grew up with 18 percent inflation, 14 percent mortgage rates, 3 million continuing unemployment claims, and 200 other applicants competing for the same job. Now, this is not to say Millenials and Gen Z have it easy or don't face problems. It's just to say, nobody has it easy or doesn't face problems. My only hope, as my mom would say, is I live long enough to see my kids' kids complain about how easy they had it!

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Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck@glennbeck·
Trump never tells people his plans, so why would he suddenly tell Iran exactly when and where he'd attack? Was it just a distraction for something else in the works?
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President Jesus
President Jesus@POTUSJesus·
@glennbeck Threatening genocide as a distraction is a hell of a thing to rationalize, you piece of shit.
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President Jesus@POTUSJesus·
@jayroo69 Maybe he shouldn't have brought genocide into the conversation in the first place, you fucking idiot.
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Jayroo
Jayroo@jayroo69·
If Trump does nothing, he's a Taco. If he sends Iran back to the Stone Age, he's an unhinged lunatic. TDS Losers will find a way to get mad at Trump for anything. There's no pleasing them so I'm glad Trump doesn't even try anymore. I love the fact that he doesn't have to worry about getting reelected.
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The Cryptomist
The Cryptomist@Thecryptomist·
Hey Americans. Explain to me like a 10 year old, why Trump has not been impeached yet?
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Brent Habrock
Brent Habrock@BHabrock36403·
@krassenstein When you refer to a possible event as "chickening out" but hopes it happens kinda makes you sound like a douchebag
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
My guess is that Trump chickens out this evening and extends the deadline, claiming that the discussions have been positive, even though nothing has changed. I hope this is the case
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Jerry Grey🐊
Jerry Grey🐊@Jerry__Grey·
@krassenstein To be clear: - If Trump follows through, Brian will post that Trump is a war criminal - If Trump doesn't follow through, Brian will post that Trump "chickened out". Feel free to bookmark this.
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El Gringo
El Gringo@xelgringotexasx·
@ImGinnyRobinson I don’t regret. What he was selling was good. I’m just disappointed he was lying the whole time. But it will teach this generation to trust the next round of politicians even less and to question more.
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Ginny Robinson
Ginny Robinson@ImGinnyRobinson·
I wish I had never voted for Donald Trump.
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Ed Elson
Ed Elson@edels0n·
“I didn’t vote for this!” Yes you did
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