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@barstoolsports 🤣🤣🤣best thing I've seen this morning

James Harden showing up to the playoffs every year

@SEATTLESUBMISS Dick

A 37-year-old Seattle man allegedly threw a rock at an endangered Hawaiian monk seal in Maui and when confronted allegedly said “I don’t care, I’m rich. Fine me with whatever you want. I can pay for it.” He was detained and the case has been referred to federal investigators

@itsmathewturner I though Rizo at tribal was trying to lowkey to Ozzy to play it without just screaming "you better play it you moron"

Thoughts on tonights ep: - Cirie was a goner without Ozzy's extra vote. Bless his heart. - Rizo should've tipped Ozzy off about playing his idol. Flush it out & keep a solid 3 person alliance going into the F7. - Ozzy got cocky and should've just secured getting his target out.

@Hec718 🤣classic

Cirie saying Joe lives at “500 Hypocrisy Hill” 😂 #Survivor50

@CassieAnne_919 He couldn't get out of his own way

Darn it! Ozzy got voted out! And again, with an idol in his pocket! Dude!!! Ugh. And you should’ve at least beaten Boston Rob’s record on immunity challenges! Wth. So frustrating!!!!! 😩😩😩 waited years to see you play again… 😭😭😭 #survivor50

@mandoIorian Team Cirie for the win!

These 3 being the only ones with a perfect voting record so far… ugh legends #survivor #survivor50

well maybe i didnt want to fucking drink

@ChurchillDowns Big Brown

Name the horse that got you interested in horse racing! ⤵️

Boss ass shit

@horsetwting 🤣🤣🤣

fuck you

@BurtMaclin_FBI 99

How old is too old to be wearing a Star Wars shirt?

@ViewFromVegas I'm missing only 2 also

18 … any guesses for the 2 I’ve missed? Has anyone been to all 20?

@vegastbone Obviously

Rick James bitch!

A much better 2nd quarter from the Denver Nuggets! Still some stuff to clean up but that's more like it. We are all tied up at half in the Mile High. #DenverNuggets #GoNuggets

@Bob_Janke Truth

The problem with kids today is they don't have to square dance in gym class

@VinnysCorner1 Tara Lipinski

Name an athlete with the same first name as YOU!! I’ll start: Vinny Testaverde 🤌🏽

@Dad_2_The_Bone Fresh cut grass

What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy... Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.

@3YearLetterman Them fighting words

Dr Pepper is toilet water

@Misnomer Thank you

@PPPG_2011 I’ll allow it.

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