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He is the best . Worked with him and he delivered swiftly and without stress
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Twitter people are very funny. I get and reject payment to track at least 83 cases of stolen phones IMEI they want to track weekly. It’s not guaranteed it’s the same people begging to track track their phones that will still come back to stain my name when we end up not finding some. Hence why I stopped accepting any device tracking job. Some will even attack and abuse me for not tracking phones 😭😭 One even said what’s the point of my job if I’m rejecting money to track stolen phones lol. On top my own job, my staff and my tools ?? 🤣🤣🤣
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Isn't it just remarkable how since at least the last 15 years everybody knows that most parts of Nigeria will be flooded at certain times of the year causing damages to properties and loss of life BUT yet we do nothing to prevent this from happening? We're actually a cursed race.
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Viral video of Flooded streets in Banana Island, Lagos causes a stir online
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And there is a constant hungry begger
Fine_Girl Temmy✨@TemmyCakesss
The difference between living and non living thing😹🤌🏼
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@chudy_jnr You don't take this to the pitch . Even as Cultist, once you get to the pitch all sins are forgiven
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There’s this loud, tribalistic APC supporter who comes to play football with us every Saturday morning. Even if the world is on fire and the person responsible is an APC member, this guy will still defend him.
Today, he got injured while we were playing and he was bleeding through his nose. I was holding a can of water. Everyone kept begging me to give it to him, but the way I bluntly shouted, “I no dey give am,” shocked them all. They started asking if we had issues before.
But honestly, it’s his constant nonsense arguments that get to me. This guy stood in front of me one day and said, “Anyone not making money in Nigeria right now is just lazy. If you put in work, money go show”
I wan mad that day!
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@Owiggy_ @Wizarab10 You are too wise and experienced.
I am not gonna talk pass this 😊😎
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Aboki babe go dey tell you say “i know we will not get married, do whatever you want to do but don’t do it to my face” khadija, God will enrich you.
Neo Officiall@neo_officialll
Una no quick drop update about Northern girls. No be so o.
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God please deliver this one and her likes into my hand . I can handle this. And please prepare the next one , because this one will not last
TENIOLA@Teeniiola
I have a rule when it comes to motherhood. A push gift is non negotiable for me. If I'm having a child for my husband he must get me a push gift, it's non negotiable. So immediately I tell you I am pregnant go and start saving immediately, you have 9 months to save. It can be a car or a house. If you dont get me a push gift I'm not having a second child for you, you can go to court and everything but I can never be f0rced" — Lady
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The shocking truth we just discovered. Early last month I sacked one of my sales girls who has worked with me for 4 years now.
It happens that in 2024 my business got bigger I noticed the overload work on my faithful staff girl Glory, so I decided to employ another person to make them two.
It has been a year plus the second girl Onyinyechi has been working with us. Last year in June there was a missing m0ney of 9m!lli0n I don't know how but Onyinyechi was accus!ng glory for the money so I got glory my 4 years sales girl arrƏsted they are still paying the m0ney up till now as the case is still in p0lice. Having only Onyinyechi working with me till September I employed another girl.
Then in February this year another record of 5 milli0n was Comfirmed missing I became worried more and am due for delivery as I'm already 8 months gone I wasn't always in the shop. This time Onyinyechi was still pointing hand at the new staff we still got her arrƏsted. It was just last week a customer of mine saw me and was congratulating me I was surprised because I am still pregnant so I have to ask her for what exactly. She told me about my new shop branch I was confused about what she was saying.
So I have to tell her I didn't open a new branch that was when she went into details that I am not the one that added all my customers in the WhatsApp group. I asked if she should show me behold it was Onyinyechi using another phone number she opened a WhatsApp group and added all my customers telling them about opening a new shop in another branch they can be buying from there Luckily she dropped the address.
So my husband and I finally visited the place on Monday and this is what we saw her junior sister is there operating the shop a new shop they just started last week . Onyinyechi my sales girl st0le from me to open her own business with the same business as me.
Honestly I don't know were to start from in making it up with my other staffs that was accuŰed. I and hubby have planned to l0cked up the shop then arrËsted her and the sister.
I'm still in sh0ck we are doing that tomorrow to make sure they both sleep in the station this weekend.
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"how do I make myself a victim in this"
Ayilola of Nigeria /Laptop Guy 🩺 🇳🇬 🇬🇧🇺🇸@silverpenydr
All of you who saw it and couldn’t speak the truth because of sentiment , una no go rest well including the landlord isonu. But if una hear say the laptop guy did this or that, una go start to dey shout up and down . My head go judge all of you
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once read about Lee Kuan Yew and all it took to trigger him during his visit to Nigeria was three things
> the security surrounding them was like the country was under siege
> he had a one on one conversation with the then minister of finance, he shock 😭😂
> he said he observed we put people into positions based on tribe, alliance or favoritism instead of using a merit based system.
let me break it down ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Uncle Ruckus@Emarged
If Lee Kuan Yew was greedy and shortsighted like your niggas in Nigeria you won’t be enjoying a sunny Thursday in Singapore.
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Mine have already collapsed. Lost close to 3 million. I mean Capital I am not talking of interest
king Berry karter, MBA@kingberrykarter
That your money lending business will collapse… This is not a theory, it’s an established economic reality rooted in fundamental market dynamics, risk accumulation, and competitive pressures.. You’re welcome…🤝
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When you begin to have business dealings that require a high level of trust with poor or unemployed Nigerians who appear capable enough or too gifted to be in their current position, you will discover why they remain poor despite their perceived competence.
In most cases, they have deeper issues that would only come to light when you have placed them in a position that requires trust, consistency, and responsibility.
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@Faw7an And some people where thinking the woman that gave @neo_officialll millions of naira to first fense her farm was wasting money.
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I initially wanted to just skip this, but here goes my story.. hopefully someone can learn from it.
I was invested in agriculture, farming in particular. In 2023, I rented 4 hectares to plant maize and white beans. I had the experience and had done extensive research.
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Man of Letters.@Letter_to_Jack
Let’s dedicate today to that business you invested into and failed. Please share your story; you might be saving someone who is about to make a business decision.
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@neo_officialll Lol 😂, that's why I will never take advice from who have not walk the talk.
You see that short let eeh, maintenance money will be bigger than total income.
And it's seasonal. Outside the seasonal period, you can go 2 weeks with no tangible income, but expenses full ground
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"bUiLd aNd SeLL"
"bUiLd sHoRtLeTs iNsTeAd"
Na only for twitter these two things dy sweet.
You want to build and sell for which people to buy?.
3 in 5 Nigerians do not even earn above N100k so bUiLd aNd SeLL to who gan gan?.
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Good morning all My friend is shutting down two of her shortlet apartments (1 was increased from 13m to 21.5m) no light, no water, back up gen isn’t helping. She’s been refunding clients. I’ll post available furnitures & electronics soon.
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