Patrick Stephens

@robamusmaximus @GovPressOffice Not as cringe as your profile pic

@GovPressOffice Everything you post is so cringe. Whoever runs this account is retarded AF.

DANCING QUEEN JD AND “TOFU JOE” ARE GETTING TOGETHER FOR A NICE LITTLE TEA PARTY. VERY CUTE. THEY SHOULD INVITE A REAL MAN (ME!), BUT TOFU IS TOO SCARED TO HAVE ME ON HIS LITTLE PODCAST. SAD! MAYBE JESSE CAN COME TOO. THE THREE OF THEM WOULD HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME TALKING ABOUT SOY LATTES. ENJOY! — Governor GCN

@mattlabelle I’d say closer to 11 games

I have no concrete data to back up this claim, just my elite unprecedented baseball knowledge lol

Hoffman and Little have cost the Blue Jays about 6 wins this season. Without both of them, they’d be about 51-45 and comfortably in a playoff spot.

@TheAsherRoth @thejaysnation Still NO

@thejaysnation No. But they should bring back these.

Should the Blue Jays bring theses jerseys back as an alternate? (📸: mlb.fits | Instagram)

@thejaysnation NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FACT: If this is your profile picture, you're a dipshit.

@varshos_glove @BargerByke Also Clase may be a player

Positives from the 2026 First Half for the Jays - Dylan Cease is borderline the best pitcher in the AL - Louis Varland is the best Reliever in the AL - Oak hits nukes - I haven’t jumped off a bridge - @BargerByke got a Haus of Decline retweet and I was happy for him

@Idavidsheldon @RepJackKimble @reganvaughn1976 @SR72SistaSoulja Hopefully his district is one of the Gerrymandered new districts. This dude is a pompous ass

@RepJackKimble @reganvaughn1976 @SR72SistaSoulja Is this REALLY the way that you speak to the American voter? You don't belong in this position.

I posted a picture yesterday from the McConnell campaign that a lot of people claimed was AI and demanded proof it was real. Fortunately, Mitch’s team was kind enough to provide proof, but this has to stop. Let the poor man recover.

@RepJackKimble @reganvaughn1976 @SR72SistaSoulja There’s the quiet part out loud. Bought and paid for

@reganvaughn1976 @SR72SistaSoulja You work for my lobbyists?

@RepJackKimble @Abe_Hanks @BobSchwaller @grok I trust AI more than Republicans

@Abe_Hanks @BobSchwaller @grok You shouldn’t trust AI when it tells you how humble it is. Oldest trick in the book

@HeyoJordan999 @QuailsSix @Pyrrhotheus @BNONews The pic is accurate but the article on the right is not English as you zoom in. Something is fishy, it to mention @grok has already said this photo is fake

@PStephens912 @QuailsSix @Pyrrhotheus @BNONews It was the Washington post apologies for getting it wrong

NEW: Mitch McConnell's office has released a photo of the senator, the first since he was hospitalized on June 14. His doctor says McConnell suffered minor injuries from a fall at home and then developed pneumonia, which was treated with antibiotics. In a statement, McConnell says: "I still have unfinished business to complete on your behalf, and I have every intention of finishing the job you elected me to do."

@KeeganMatheson When I see Hoffman has been DFA’d I’ll find peace

#BlueJays lose, 5-4. They go into the All-Star break at 45-51, right around where they’ve hovered for a while now. May you all find peace in the coming days.

@HeyoJordan999 @QuailsSix @Pyrrhotheus @BNONews Which is a digital paper, they don’t print it

@QuailsSix @Pyrrhotheus @BNONews Can confirm its a copy of the Baltimore banner

@turtledumplin @jlnpjr @lanechanged No. And I tend to agree. McConnell has been dead for weeks, somehow they couldn’t suppress the Graham news apparently

@jlnpjr @lanechanged Oh you mean Mitch. I thought you were saying Lindsey didn’t die

Mitch McConnell outliving Lindsey Graham was not on my bingo card.

Imagine being the Republican party and trying to hide the fact that one of your Senators died to avoid holding a special election and then a totally different Republican Senator died from karma

With Lindsey Graham dead and Mitch McConnell “recovering” the Rapepublicans are hanging on to the senate by a thread! Dems need to force votes on every single issue

@kportcam @fakedansavage Trump McConnell and Graham were the triangle of fascism in American government.

@fakedansavage Not champagne worthy but I'll take it!

Not the obituary I wanted to read today.

@BNONews That doesn’t sound like a “brief illness”

UPDATE: Lindsey Graham suffered chest pain at his D.C. home after returning from Ukraine, then went into cardiac arrest and died - WaPo

@frogs4girls Right!

and to think i was going to go to bed early tonight

@JSchills4 @JamieBonkiewicz If Karma was undefeated Trump wouldn’t have been president twice or be alive right now

@JamieBonkiewicz Karma is undefeated….i only wish Holloway would’ve gotten the chance to beat the wheels off the rapist!

Knowing a rapist busted his leg in front of millions just feels right.

@CANTKILLTRUMP @JamieBonkiewicz Dude you are so gay for Trump.

@JamieBonkiewicz I love that for all of you, you Rob Reiner wannabes.... you mentally ill sick fucks wish Trump was dead everyday. You're the insufferable, losers with incurable TDS 🤣🥱🖕

MAGA is suddenly offended by jokes about Mitch McConnell. These are the same people who laughed about Paul Pelosi being attacked with a hammer, flooded social media with jokes that Rob Reiner had been murdered by his son, and cheered when Trump said he was glad Robert Mueller died. Fuck off.