PUFC on the tyne

First time ever the prem won’t have a team beginning with a W in it

@PLforIndia @LFC @ManCity @NUFC @ManUtd Why do pages keep putting Casemiro in these? He’s had one half decent season and been garbage the majority of the time?

Thank you for the unforgettable memories ❤️ @LFC l @ManCity l @NUFC l @ManUtd

@lorsehatitudes @AlexFiveZero @OfficielKaybaye Hackney is the equivalent of longbenton, how much are pints there?

@AlexFiveZero @OfficielKaybaye Perfect comparison to the London pubs then - they’re in Hackney and you’ll not hear a single cockney accent within a quarter mile.

London pubs are class (and serve cheaper pints that in the north east) but getting properly swazzed in a public piazza with 40k fellow fans is absolutely quality

@hsgviyb @Scaife51 Yeah I know, hence why I don’t think mls will go

@PUFC7 @Scaife51 Hall already confirmed not going

So it’s something like this then? Pickford Henderson Trafford James Livramento Oreilly Lewis Skelly? Guehi Konsa Stones Quansah Burn Rice Anderson Mainoo Henderson Bellingham Rogers Eze Saka Gordon Rashford Madueke Kane Watkins Toney Fucking hell!

@olpafc_ Personally Wharton but tuchel will take Henderson I imagine

@PUFC7 Foden, Eze, Rogers and Palmer can play wide as well - would maybe drop foden but then who comes in instead

My England squad for the summer - lots very unlucky to miss out 100% a squad capable of winning it imo

@calm_strategy Too conservative, one too many defenders and one too many DMs, not enough to change it up top. Take away a defender and garner and add MGW and palmer/eze

My England World Cup Squad No - Foden, Palmer, Eze, Gibbs-White Yes - Toney, Maguire, Trent, Garner Rough rationale - If we're using Tuchels 4-2-3-1 as a base, and trying to optimise around Kane, then I think this is the best way to build. Kane needs space when he drops deeper and the best way to ensure this is to have more disciplined nominal wide players to stretch the pitch. (Saka, Gordon). He needs pace around him and runs in behind. (Gordon, Rashford, Madueke). When we want to encourage this dropping we can only have one '10' on the pitch or they will be too crowded. When he drops and sprays the ball out wide, and said fast players then cross the ball, we need to have a presence in the box still and Bellingham and Rogers have the best physical profiles of the 10s to dovetail with him here. As a sub, Toney is the most similar profile to Kane that we have and although its our biggest drop off, I think it makes sense to take him on the basis of resting Kane at the end of games if we can whilst still keeping the same structure. He's also good at penalties. Rice and Anderson can both play '6' and '8' and they are the top 2 for both roles. If one were to get injured Mainoo and Wharton are progressors of the ball but in different ways. Mainoo can carry (good v high press), Wharton passes (good v low block). If both Rice and Anderson were injured though, I wouldn't be comfortable playing them together. I think Garner would be the backup to one of them in more of an enforcer type role. With Whites injury I think Trent should go as the backup to James, Livramento should go as the backup for both fullback positions. Maguire should come for his heading ability in both boxes. Coming on for the last 20 minutes both when we need to defend or we need to score, hes really valuable here.

@Jaack Why does there have to be 6? You can change the number lol

Who are the Premier League big six now? City Arsenal Liverpool United Villa Chelsea And then, if you can be arsed… who are the NEXT big six? Bournemouth Newcastle Brighton Brentford Everton Fulham

Tell me how the penalty Celtic just got is any different to this?

@MenInBlazers These are not ‘one club men’ in the slightest

@Sourceofboxing Exactly what’s wrong with boxing, half of these are in or around the same division, they should be fighting each other

The top boxers who have yet to lose their "0" 🥊

This commentator is an idiot, was an awful tackle by Ballo #MILHUL #EFL #Playoffs

@philadlam Based on it being a 5 a side pitch Bass Ronnie Boyd Tomlin Toney

So in the spirit of this - based on them on a small sided pitch, out of the players you’ve watched, who you going for…. #pufc

@MagpieMediaX What a weird post

Are we all just going to sit back and act like this is normal?

@NUFC7890 Yes obviously?

Here’s a debate for you If palace win the conference league, would Glasners achievements beat Howe’s at Newcastle? While losing Eze and Guehi and Winning the Fa cup and community shield. #NUFC

@ben_bowman_ @henryswainjourn What if it was going towards their goal and he stops an own goal with his hands?

@henryswainjourn No I get that but this has probably always been the case that if your own player kicks it at you it’d never be given like it’s a separate thing

I mean the UEFA handball rule is bonkers but I’m glad they’ve drawn the line at getting the ball smashed at you by your own player, I know it’s obviously super confusing, but you can’t be giving that

@SkyBetLeagueOne I mean it’s not that outrageous is it, worst golden boot race in many years

Simply outrageous numbers 😮‍💨 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne

@CallumHallett6 Analysis of everyone is fair other than BI, his loan at Shrewsbury was going v well until he got a v bad injury

This is probably the most interesting retained list so far, as #PUFC’s usually is… Announcing the players “available for transfer” is strange, but gives clarity to fans, not against it at all. // Archie Collins not signing a new deal is unsurprising; he’ll be off to a TOP League One side w/ a big budget, potentially a Championship side. An excellent midfielder. // Jacob Mendy is a well-rounded LB w/ great physical attributes; If Boreham Wood are promoted into L2, I think he’d be an excellent signing for The Wood Army, returning to a former club. // At 35yo, I wonder whether Tom Lees may go into coaching soon, if not yet, I could see him @ Dagenham for a season w/ their ambitious owners + large budget. - George Nevett + Cian Hayes both been made available for transfer… I’d love to see both return to Rochdale. Nevett a wonderful ball-playing defender, comfortable stepping into midfield - good physical attributes too. Hayes a dangerous winger, excellent left foot, manipulates the ball well. - Klaidi Lolis is a player who I feel could drop back into the National League this Summer, if an ambitious side came in for him. - Chris Conn-Clarke has had a really disappointing season on loan @ Carlisle where his impact has been extremely limited. Mark Hughes clearly didn’t fancy him for some reason. Not sure what’s next for CCC?! - Another tough one is Donay O’Brien-Brady; a Posh academy graduate. A physical midfielder, doesn’t seem to have bailed himself down to a specific profile of midfielder yet - Should get a L2 move. - Bradley Ihionvien was a strange signing in the first place; he never rocked the world @ Colchester, so his move to Posh didn’t seem right. It hasn’t work @ all + his loan to Shrewsbury was poor as well. A drop into Non-League football? - Abraham Odoh could be an excellent signing for a L2 side; he had that successful season @ Harrogate before moving to Posh, where he’s struggled to be the star replacement for EMC. He’s athletic, a strong ball-carrier + able to make a decent impact in wide areas.

@KaiLeitch_ Absolute nonsense from Steve 😂

Fucking how much are we paying him🤣🤣 Probably has £30 left over after food tbf #pufc