Theophilus “Forensic” Wildebeest 🥦

@cpfcblondie_09 Funk

Mine was wa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

@GBNEWS Perfectly encapsulates the entitled Westminster bubble. Across the land 6.2% is unaffordable for business and so we all have to make do with less

‘They’re very well paid! Broadcaster and actor Christopher Biggins and former Labour advisor Scarlett MccGwire reacts to MPs and benefits claimants getting a 6.2% pay rise due to the cost of living crisis.

@fvckerysprinkle So much so you muted replies 🤣🤣🤣

Yep… After all the asshole comments and remarks.. I took all of that into consideration… Really reflected on my post here and I came to the conclusion that… I still don’t give a flying fvck. I stand by what I said.

@ynwamatt @BBCRLSport Probably what Aussies were thinking in 2005 when McGrath rolled his ankle on a football in the warm up for the second test and couldn’t play

@BBCRLSport How are these rugby lot such fannies? Rugby player injured by a rugby ball… Jesus Christ. No wonder the sports on its last legs.

🐯 | Geoff Parling has confirmed that he's received an apology from the Prem's official TV Broadcaster, after an incident pre-match. The incident has been clipped up and shared widely on social media. 🔗 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

@MattP1Gallagher I just think her is saying all teams will have had their time for in season developments and the landscape may change - not being specific about Ferrari, Mercedes or McLaren

FRED????

🚨 Iran fires Rachel Reeves at Israel in attempt to ruin its economy 🚨

@LukewSavage A journalist who omits to state it was an independent electoral body that reported these concerns from their observers - no wonder trust in media is at an all time low

This was, straightforwardly, a racist narrative designed to delegitimize Hannah Spencer's victory while also implying that British Muslims are in some way not full citizens. Despicable, gutter stuff for which there was (of course) exactly zero evidence.

@UK_Baddy 🙋‍♂️

@fvckerysprinkle And to get their teaching qualifications plus all other qualifications I bet they did homework out of hours. Fine don’t make the pupil do the homework but they’ll only be one loser overall and it won’t be the teacher

So my daughter had a test and asked her teacher if she was going to grade them over the weekend so she could know her grade on Monday. Her teachers reply “I’m not spending my weekend grading papers.” Okay then.. moving forward my children will not spending their after school hours doing hours of homework. They will not spending their weekend working on projects. They can do that during school time then.

@ColeFusionHQ Gimlet - a boring tool

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@Tikkabelle Frazzle sandwich, one of the best - can’t blame you

Not sharing xox

@LauraLoomer People who will feel worse are the parents - usually worried for their baby and also acutely aware of the disruption being caused to others

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@TinkerCunt_ 🤣🤣🤣

An account called 'Pussy Eater Bull' just liked my pic

@SkyNews Seems rather Chamberlain like

"We have not been, and we continue not to be involved in offensive action." Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper has reiterated the government's defensive support in the Middle East and the need for a swift resolution to avoid a wider conflict. trib.al/1H4Yv2V 📺 Sky 501

@mikegalsworthy This completely lacks the context of the time

I do think it’s Thatcher that you should be blaming… We could have had our own domestic oil and a £1 trillion fund by now.

@cardinal157 @andrewbritton76 @EricLDaugh @MarzMarsel The point is he hasn’t “got it handled”. And worrying about one’s own turf wouldn’t fulfil his request. He basically sees another Afghanistan /Vietnam and wants to get out before the reality that it will be a long conflict

@andrewbritton76 @EricLDaugh @MarzMarsel Says a man from a country that is too weak and pathetic to save itself from being overrun by Muslims and a country that defends those Muslims over its citizens every day of the week. Worry about your own turf. Trumps got this handled.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump announces the US is ON THE VERGE of 100% completing the Iran war, and that America will NOT be responsible for securing the Strait of Hormuz once it's won "We are getting very close to meeting our objectives as we consider WINDING DOWN our great Military efforts..." NO FREE RIDES! "The Hormuz Strait will have to be guarded and policed, as necessary, by other Nations who use it — The United States does not!" "If asked, we will help these Countries in their Hormuz efforts, but it shouldn’t be necessary once Iran’s threat is eradicated. Importantly, it will be an easy Military Operation for them."

@JackWDart @andywigmore The u turns*

@JackWDart @andywigmore He dithers and doesn’t have integrity or belief. Then turns demonstrate a lack of substance and ideology just searching popularism and failing. Then we get into the whole free suits and other freebies - which he said he would do better at

The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.

@99ranqe @JamesPGoddard90 Consent doesn’t exist under 16

This trial took place at: Minshull Street Crown Court in Manchester. Barristers included: Rachel Shenton for one boy and Philip Vollans for another. So two rape apologists arguing this was consent, despite the girl crying saying it wasn't. The other boy had ADHD apparently and wasn't fit for trial. All other details are hidden. No details of the Judge.

🚨BREAKING: 3 Boys Accused Of Raping A Girl & Filming It Found Not Guilty 🛑The teenage girl, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was allegedly raped just off a footpath near to Newbold tram stop in Rochdale in February 2024, 🛑Prosecutors alleged the defendants -[took] it in turns' and 'swapped positions' during the incident. 🛑In the footage, which was played to the jury, 'clapping' noises could be heard, along with a voice telling the girl to 's*** it'. It was said the now 16-year-old could be seen behind the girl, while the now 15-year-old was filming. The now 14-year-old was said to have 'slapped her bottom'. 🛑Following the two-week trial, all three boys were cleared of all charges by a jury. I would personally like an ethnicity check on the boys and the jury!

@MV33Racing @Shay99087 A big part is the car BUT also drivers have to adapt. Understanding the effects on the racing plus trying to implement deep thinking solutions. This is where LH excels his experience, knowledge and hard work on prep are helping him. Tough for Max but OP and LN can do better

Peter Windsor destroys the new F1 regulations: 
🗣️”These regs neutralized the talent of Charles and Max. If you put any one of the greats from the past in these cars, I don't think they'll be able to do anything more than Lindblad or Hadjar." 😳💀 🎥/via @Shay99087