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$TGT Reports Q1 $1.71 v $1.37e, Rev $25.4B v $24.5Be; Total SSS +5.6% y/y v +1.9%e; Raises FY27 Rev outlook (Target Corporation) - Adjusts FY27 higher-end $7.50-8.50 v $8.05e, Raises Rev +4%, Affirms Op margin +20bps v 4.6% y/y (prior: $7.50-8.50, Rev +2%, Op margin +20bps v 4.6% y/y) - Affirms to grow net sales in every quarter of the year (More at tradethenews.com/?twtId=54399)

BofA Reiterates $GOOGL at Buy, PT $430 Analyst comments: "At I/O 2026, Alphabet introduced a broad range of new AI products, underscoring accelerating velocity of AI innovation. While in prior years Google was playing catch-up with AI technology, this year’s product announcements leveraged Google’s strong Gemini model capabilities and demonstrated increasing leadership in shaping consumer AI experiences. The event, along with strong search traffic data, with AI mode usage doubling quarterly and having 1B users, reinforced our view that Alphabet remains well positioned to lead the next phase of consumer AI adoption, supported by leading frontier capabilities, a differentiated full-stack platform, and unmatched global distribution. Maintain Buy. Key highlights at I/O: 1) Showcased progress in the frontier AI roadmap with the launch of Gemini 3.5 Flash and Omni; 2) Integrated Gemini 3.5 Flash in Search and introduced a redesigned intelligent search experience, further establishing search as an AI starting point; 3) Introduced Gemini Spark, a persistent personal AI agent, and launched Antigravity 2.0, an upgraded agent-first coding platform; 4) Launched Universal Cart, a persistent cross-merchant shopping cart that enables users to save, track, and manage products across retailers and Google surfaces; and 5) Expanded Android XR with the announcement of audio-first smart glasses, expected to launch this fall." Analyst: Justin Post

Oz the Mentalist, exposed: @PabloTorre and Stevie Baskin break down how viral tricks get engineered with pre-show "meta-deception" and "a fake Google page" in disguise.

"I have never felt so violated on-air." Oz the Mentalist wows hosts and viewers, but behind the scenes, he may be "tempting fate" with his methods.

The Georgetown Cupcake window keg thrower damaged another business somewhere on 1900 block of M street 3 weeks before

Dez Bryant Goes Off On Alycia Baumgardner‼️ “I remember you trying to explain to me about someone you don't like without a legitimate explanation. I remember telling you how much you two actually influenced each other...My suggestion was that you should hash out your differences and come together to build, because your community was niche with potential. You hated the other person so much that you went and signed with people you don't like to try to one up somebody you're extremely jealous of...You've literally been provoking this person.. trying to assassinate her character. You are the furthest thing from pushing women's combat sports forward..you are a hypocrite..delusiona...overgrown child..” -Dez Bryant Alycia ruined this relationship yet the liars are claiming Claressa isn’t supportive of other female boxers..Wow‼️ #Boxing

Cavs it’s too many white boys in the floor.

More letters from El Chapo — or rather someone writing in English on his behalf — filed today on his federal court docket in Brooklyn. He maintains his innocence and asks again to be sent back to Mexico.

Evercore ISI Group Maintains Outperform on Advanced Micro Devices, Raises Price Target to $579 $AMD

Please reach out to MPD if you recognize this individual. This happened at 11pm last night at 33rd & M. Employees were on-site and could have been seriously injured.

If anyone has any information about the individual who threw a beer keg through our window tonight, please contact the DC police anonymous tip line at (202) 727-9099.

Lord… this was the “flexing” the kid was warned over?? Then they DQ’d the team & took their NC state title because he raised his hand while crossing the finish line in the last race? What a bunch of bullshit.

CORNYYYYYYY! This is tragic.

“We spotted nine Polymarket accounts, all connected, who made, collectively,$2.4 million betting almost exclusively on U.S. military operations,” says Nicolas Vaiman, co-founder of the small data analytics firm Bubblemaps. “And now here's the crazy part: 98% win rate.” cbsn.ws/4wwp0T7

DDG instantly gave up after nearly getting KO’d by undisputed world champion Alycia Baumgardner 💀😭

ICED OUT.

How bout you just give us one good one?

$NVDA Nvidia price target raised to $350 from $300 at Cantor Fitzgerald - Overweight Rated