Patrick Reilly

@cpenned I’ve always been a believer in the Oxford comma!

As someone who unironically (and hopefully accurately) uses both em dashes and oxford commas, I find it deeply tragic that they have become triggers for LLM-generated text. There is a right way to use them and some of us have been for a long time.

@jimsoxfan @RedsoxStan @ChrisCotillo I did

@RedsoxStan @ChrisCotillo No one cares about going

A big sign at Fenway Fest from a fan: “Make Bregman an offer”

@t_sneed @FlyFrontier @Delta @FlyFrontier is awful. Cancelled my last two attempts to fly.

Dear @FlyFrontier , just boarded a flight from ATL to Denver. Upon boarding, I was informed that my small bag, slightly larger than a woman’s purse, and I needed to pay an additional $99 to bring it on board. Rough way to treat your customers. Back to @Delta we go 🫡

@ElonMNews A

@FlyFrontier @FlyFrontier - Today when you cancelled my flight, you offered to fly me out in 20 hours or a $30 refund. I had no choice but to pay a last minute ticket with another airline that cost almost $400. What can you do to help?

@FlyFrontier - thanks for refunding my $30 ticket after you cancelled my flight today. It REALLY helped when I had to buy my day-of plane ticket with another airline in order to not be stranded in the airport for 20 hours waiting for your next flight out! 🤦‍♂️

@JeffGomes79 That one was sad to watch

THREE. YEARS. AGO. NEVER. FORGET. @BlueJacketsNHL #cbj

@KateDobbs99 @BlueJacketsNHL Congratulations! 🏒

Today marks my 7 year anniversary with @BlueJacketsNHL. I'm as grateful today as I was then for the opportunity to be part of this amazing organization. I'm thankful for my awesome colleagues and the fans who have made this journey so rewarding. 🙏🙏🙏

@JeffGomes79 Because he is not

Wow. He is human after all. 😭

@ThienAngst Canadian thing? 🇨🇦

Am I the only one whose mom put a piece of bread in the brown sugar canister to keep it from sticking together/hardening?

@willevanparker You keeping it as an investment property? 🏡

@willevanparker That’s exciting. Please visit Charleston, my man!

@willevanparker You leaving?

@schimriyoyo @PrimeVideo 💯

Name a movie soundtrack with absolutely zero skips.

@hulu - I cannot find a phone number or customer service email on your website. I tried to sign up for a one week free sample today and was charged immediately. Please help!

@KateDobbs99 Wow, are you going to get skills like that into the CBJ ticket sales office soon?

Text from daughter: Hey mum I have no doubt you look amazing right now and I just wanted to tell you how pretty you r right now. Also… can I buy these shoes? Me: Absolutely

@emilymkaplan @KateDobbs99 Two of the sharpest ladies in hockey!

@KateDobbs99 Thanks Kathryn! Can’t wait 😊

Excited to have @emilymkaplan hanging out in Cbus for the #NHLDraft. Let’s give her an enthusiastic #5thLine welcome! #CBJ

@t_sneed .

God is good ____________

@JonAcuff All of us with our “I grew up in MA” tweets today

I grew up in Massachusetts and although I'd rather see Brady win another Super Bowl with the Patriots, I was excited to see him win one with the Bucs.