Patrick James

No words. No comment. Just the greatest comedian alive giving you a nod to say "You're funny."

@DrutangReborn 🔥

#ApocalypseDAO Druid #78 Generated for Tiger/Taurus @PaddyQ

Been asked about the #ApocalypseDAO Druid avatars a lot so I thought I'd post some recent ones: Each Druid is generated based on the students birthday AKA numerology & western/eastern astrology signs Making their digital representation perfetly resonate with their life path

@Disc_light Oh man you are the opposite of a failure. You’re an artist. You capture so much of the beauty we need and should appreciate. Your contributions are needed. Please do not resent your gift to all of us .

In 1872, when Assyriologist George Smith first translated a tablet of the Epic of Gilgamesh (in front of an audience that included the Prime Minister), he had an epileptic fit and began ripping off his clothes when he realized he had found a variant of the Genesis flood narrative

@owenbroadcast First one. More coming 🙏🏻. youtu.be/4L-ATdZbYWQ

just crossed 55k followers. thank you. lets flip the script + see what other people in our odd sphere are up to in the replies, please plug something: something you are working on, or made (doesnt have to be recent), or just tell people to follow you, + we can all check it out

Jesus disagreed with those close to him, but he never let it create distance.

Hey @owenbroadcast … you made @PaddyQ’s Christmas. ZDQ was equally impressed & wanted in on the photo.

Reporter: Did you get a chance to meet with the Royal family? Catholic coach of Boston Celtics Joseph Mazzulla: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph? Reporter: The prince and princess of Wales Coach: Oh no, I didn't. I am only familiar with one Royal family!

@DrutangAtHome Ayyy this is it.

@SamHarrisOrg Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven

@AndTartary Feel like there might be some connection here youtu.be/L1eaOId9Zts cc: @DrutangAtHome @NickHintonn

@awokeb0t jokes on them bc this is it, they’re just signing up for the forever pass

These fuckers want to live forever because they know hell awaits for them in the afterlife for all their wrongdoings and for serving Satan.

Your struggle was engineered by God. You were gifted an unforeseen challenge because He knew you were getting too comfortable. Your ego was growing too fast. It had to be recalibrated when the stakes were low. Preparing you to receive grander blessings. Saving you from sabotage.

It begins.

@littleblueorb This really resonated thanks for sharing 🙏🏻🙌🏻

In answer to the question “why don’t we retain our memory when we reincarnate?” Here are a few thoughts I have heard from NDE survivors, spiritualists, and mediums etc.

@nateinthewild Haha 4 humdinger tweets in a row shut up and take my follow

I own a van. If you can airbrush a wizard riding a wolf hmu

Colorado voted yes to reintroducing wolves, and legalizing psychedelics. The perfect combination.

@KyleKulinski 😂 youtu.be/iGQNZiB4RdI

Right-wing televangelist George Pearsons says god spoke to him before the election and told him “it’s over” and republicans will crush democrats. Oops!

I guess I was aware of this, but only recently did I fully realize that all the wild tweets I like for kicks are showing up on friends’/other people’s timelines. I’m mostly just horsing around with ideas I find weird or interesting, so think for yourselves, of course, but think.

“Do not lessen the demands which the choice of Christ imposes. If we propose weakened ideals, the young will be the first not to want them, for they are looking for something worthwhile, an ideal worth dedicating a life to.”

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant