Justin B

The family dentist down the street from my house has a sign outside that says: "We do our business in your mouth." #MyWeirdDentist

Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.

In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready. This is the way. May the 4th be with you.

.@POTUS on Ilhan Omar: "I believe she married her brother, which is totally illegal — although, it’s a lovely couple, actually, but it’s a little bit on the illegal side." "'Darling, I love you very much.' 'Goodnight, brother. Let’s go to bed' — Isn't she despicable?" 🤣

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

All I ever hear the media talk about is right wing violence. All I ever see are left wing shooters.

Leftists have tried to kill the president three times now. They killed Charlie. They've shot up churches and Christian schools and rioted in the streets. They are the party of terrorism. Political violence comes from one side. How much longer will we allow these people to wage war on the country?

“You missed. Again.”

AYA-TOLD-YAH!!!😎🇺🇸😂😂😂

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness

America watching Duke blow their huge lead today

You had one job, @warnerbros. Just the one. And you fucked it up. 🤦‍♂️

This miscast of Snape in Harry Potter is a good example of race swapping changing an entire story. If Snape is Black, despite books saying he’s White, then Harry is now suspicious that the only Black teacher at Hogwarts is stealing and his Dad bullied a Black kid by hanging him. This seems like a major story change to introduce the idea of racism, and it strays from the source material. 🥴

Harry Potter: Snape has pale sallow skin HBO (2026):

Let's be clear. There's a lot of issues with this HBO Harry Potter series. Extra unnecessary added details, pointless raceswaps of minor characters that I, like many other Potterheads, could have overlooked. But Black Snape is such an insulting slap in the face it's a 100% deal breaker.

@AustinAbbott Dobbins dominating touches over Harvey? What you smokin? Harvey is clearly the better of the two backs, and this backfield is set up just like Detroit's when they got Gibbs. Gibbs rookie year had flashes, then he overtook Monty and was the true RB1 in Year 2. Harvey's the same.

Instant thoughts from Free Agency: - Ken Walker to the Chiefs is a home run, A+ landing spot - Mike Evans to the 49ers is low key a really good landing spot in 2026 (Aiyuk/Jennings likely gone, Kittle tore his Achilles in January) - Alec Pierce’s deal is going to look brutal in a year, I think it’s an egregious overpay. $116M for a guy who’s never recorded 50 receptions in a season blows my mind. For context: ARSB’s contract is 4 Years, $120M - Tua Tagovailoa to Atlanta honest to God feels like one of the greatest realistic landing spots available for him. Yes, he’s a real upgrade from Michael Penix Jr. and I don’t view it as particularly close - Maxx Crosby’s deal falling through is a W for Baltimore. I feel confident saying they would’ve overpaid (2 1st’s) but yes sometimes you need to push the chips in. Fully understand wanting to capitalize while you have a generational talent in his prime at QB - DJ Moore to Buffalo, it’s about damn time they added a legitimate NFL WR. I know they paid a 2nd and that’s a lot.. if I was their GM I would trade up in the 2026 NFL draft and select Tate/Lemon/Tyson. Buffalo needs another high end prospect to join their WR room - JK Dobbins staying in Denver is awesome. He’ll continue to be their RB1, he dominated touches over RJ Harvey last year and will continue to do that in 2026 (as long as he’s healthy) - Daniel Jones is going to get exactly what he wants. The longer the Colts wait, the more leverage he gains on Chris Ballard. Less viable options remain each day at the QB position, Kyler Murray/Mac Jones are the only other realistic options I could see, both being a downgrade imo - Tyler Linderbaum to the Raiders is a grand slam, I LOVE it man. Wheels up for Ashton Jeanty btw, he’s absolutely the biggest beneficiary here - Malik Willis in Miami is.. fun? I know he’s not going to hoist the Lombardi and I know he’s not going to be the answer they’re looking for longterm.. I’m just happy he’s earned a fighting chance at being a team’s QB1.. He’s got the opportunity, if he ever wants to succeed in this league NOW is the time that he needs to capitalize - Romeo Doubs to the Patriots is decent, am I crazy for thinking he’s instantly their WR1? They paid him (up to $80M) like it.. they should seriously add another quality WR as well on Day 2 during the draft - Travis Etienne (4 Years, $52M) holy bag. Look, he’s a very solid RB, I’m just blown away by his contract. Tough scene for Kamara/Neal, bottom line is the Saints need to continue to add real playmakers. They got one, but at what cost.. - Isaiah Likely is a real difference maker, he will play his best football yet in 2026. The Giants crushed here, there’s a lot of people out there that don’t understand how impactful this move is and will soon realize. One of my favorite moves by any team during Free Agency so far - Breece Hall franchise tag is frustrating. He’s shown enough and deserves a long term contract that compensates him extremely well. I actually really liked the Minkah Fitzpatrick signing by the Jets for what it’s worth.. - Geno Smith signing with the Jets feels like we’re living in a simulation. Are they secretly brilliant here? Intentionally tanking to land the 2027 1.01 already - Michael Pittman Jr. to Pittsburgh is a pretty notable upgrade from their former WR2 (Calvin Austin Jr.), I bet Aaron Rodgers is sitting up in his recliner as we speak - Rico Dowdle to Pittsburgh.. my first thought was RIP Kaleb Johnson.. Rico’s a pretty good player, he’ll cut into Jaylen Warren’s workload a good bit - Rashid Shaheed just fits like a glove in Seattle.. really happy to see him retained (3 Years, $51M) - Wan’Dale Robinson (4 Years, $70M) honestly feels like a bargain.. I instantly view him as Tennessee’s WR1. Cam Ward’s got his best weapon yet with more help on the way

Somewhere in this country a two year old walked into daycare having never seen an OU touchdown against Texas.