@Padgoi

@nut_history Brett Gardner

Anyone want to guess who the baseball player in this picture is?

@JeffPassan Do you know how painful that was to actually read? Talk about unnecessarily wordy.... You make Bob Costas seem linguistically challenged. And that's not a good thing. There is such a thing as too much and you neutered it.

Fans are angry. At growing payroll disparity. At a Dodgers team that cracked the system. At others unwilling to do the same. And particularly at the threat of no baseball in 2027. Free at ESPN: Where the game stands -- and how there's still time to fix it. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

@BradishMuse The fact you have Bradish over Fried makes your entire post moot. Fried is much better than Bradish and it's not close.

Comparing the Orioles and Yankees potential opening day rosters: C: Rutschman > Wells 1B: Alonso > Rice 2B: Holliday < Chisholm SS: Henderson > Caballero 3B: Westburg > McMahon LF: Ward < Bellinger CF: Cowser Fried SP2: Rogers > Schlittler SP3: Baz > Warren SP4: Kremer < Weathers SP5: Eflin > Gil Bullpen: BAL = NYY It’s close and things are subject to change due to potentially more FA signings and injured players returning, but as of right now the Orioles are the better team

@RTNBA @BleacherReport Yeah what the hell is this

Thoughts on this proposed Giannis trade that would pair him alongside Luka Dončić, via @BleacherReport Lakers receive: • Giannis Antetokounmpo • Thanasis Antetokounmpo Bucks receive: • Rui Hachimura • Jarred Vanderbilt • Gabe Vincent • Maxi Kleber • Dalton Knecht • 2026, 2028, 2030, 2032 FRP Swaps • 2031 FRP

@Coopz___ Defense was played in that era. It's not anymore. You're a clown.

Looking back, this is one of the most overrated game in the history of sports 81 points on 46 shot attempts and 20 free throw attempts is lame. You give that same exact shot diet to Luka, Shai, Ant, etc they are scoring well over 100

@BobbyMilone29 What an absolutely awful trade proposal.

Dominguez and Gil for Lodolo would be a fair deal for both teams

@JonHeyman Boras goon. Literally planting rumors so the Yankees up their offer.

Cody Bellinger is weighing interest from the Yankees, Mets and two others

@eurofounder What did you expect? You want a written contract to use her name. That isn't professional. That isn't serious. That's actually quite sad.

I recently found out my wife is on Tinder She said it helps her "feel appreciated" I figured I'd try it too Matched with a nice German lady on day two 41 years old, short hair, narrow hips, just how I like them Beyond excited, I sent an opening message "I hope you are well. Before we proceed, I need your written consent to use your first name in this conversation." She sent a laughing emoji and blocked me Tried another one. A lovely Petra, slightly younger this time, 22 years old "Hello. Do you have a personal privacy policy I can review? I'd like to understand how my messages will be stored and processed before proceeding." Unmatched and blocked again I was furious My wife laughed at me. Of course she did, she has 458 matches from sturdy dark-skinned stallions Clearly these apps are designed for the pathetic American hookup culture No space for serious Europeans who value processes

@MrPitbull07 Honestly that's an awful friend. You have no idea what's going on behind closed doors in that marriage. Maybe she cheated first? Maybe she's still cheating? Maybe it's an open relationship? Maybe he's miserable? Point is you don't know what either of them are going through.

“Last week I cut off my one of my closest friends because I caught him cheating on his pregnant wife a month ago, I advised him to stop but then he slipped up and I caught him again last week. For that I’ve completely ended our friendship now. It’s even cost me $40K because I’ve invested some money into a business with him but because I no longer want anything to do with him and I’m pulling out, I won’t be chasing up the money. Our mutual friends are attacking me saying I have no right to get involved in his marriage, but my point is that, I have not gotten involved in his marriage at all. If I wanted to do that, I would go snitch to his wife. All I’ve done is cut off someone because we don’t share the same morals and ethics and I don’t want that energy around me. And also, I can’t be in his house seeing his heavily pregnant wife thinking she’s in a happy marriage whilst she’s being deceived and I have to stay silent.. That makes me uncomfortable, it’s against my nature. I’d rather not be around any deceitfulness like that. I still him wish him well. To me, an expired friendship is not beef. Nobody is understanding it from my view though. Oh well, I’m good with no friends anyway.” ~ Tim Parkinson

@Keith_McPherson I disagree. Let him go. These games are old. Pivot to Tucker for hjgher AAV and lower years. I'm done with the Boras games. Belli isn't worth $30m. Max maybe $25-27.

I don't have a problem with Cody being high...but NOT THAT HIGH SCOTT BORAS! Buggin out. Get the deal done and quit playing games with the media. #Yankees

@DailyLoud You can fit a bottle in her va...... Forget it.

Kendall Jenner says she's never had any plastic surgery

@it_unprofession You sound like a real winner. Being neighborly goes a long way.

I just finished shoveling my driveway. Took me 90 minutes. My back is killing me, and I have to drive to work now. My neighbor has a snowblower. He did his driveway in 10 minutes, then offered to do mine. I told him no thanks, I like the exercise. Real reason? If he does my driveway once, I owe him. Next thing you know, he's asking me to "take a quick look" at his computer because "it's running slow." I don't do free IT work. Not for family, not for neighbors, not for anyone. Last year, this same neighbor asked me to help him set up his printer. I told him I'm a "network architect" and I don't work with consumer hardware. He looked confused. I said, "It's like asking a heart surgeon to check your kid's scraped knee. Different skill set." He hasn't asked me for tech help since. So yeah, I'll shovel my own driveway. A sore back is temporary. Becoming the neighborhood Help Desk is forever. Boundaries aren't rude. They're strategic.

@BrianAtlas She's actually chopped

Is it BAD for society that average looking women (at best) are delusional and think they’re more attractive than they actually are?

@DefiantLs Lmao people acting as if their answers are right and there are no other right answers. The entire question is subjective.

"Who comes first...your mom, your daughter, or your wife?"

@TommyBeer This is what happens when you compare eras with defense to an era with none. People start thinking their players are amazing. Jokic is great. But his numbers are inflated because there's no defense and everything is a free throw.

Putting Nikola Jokic's INSANE season in context * Shaq's career-high scoring average: 29.7 PPG (in 1999-2000) Nikola Jokic's scoring average this season: 29.9 PPG * Karl Malone career-high rebounding average: 12.0 RPG (in 1987-88) Nikola Jokic's rebounding average this season: 12.4 PPG * Jason Kidd's career-high assist average: 10.8 APG (in 1998-99) Nikola Jokic's assist average this season: 11.1 APG * Kareem Abdul-Jabbar career-high FG%: 60.4% in 1979-80 Nikola Jokic's FG% this season: 60.4% * Larry Bird career-high three-point percentage: 42.7% Nikola Jokic's three-point percentage this season: 44.0%

@j_chisholm3 Lmao if the words didn't affect you, you wouldn't feel the need to defend yourself on the app. It's time to grow up Jazz. You don't need to showboat or troll. Go play the game the right way and ignore the trolls. You'll feel better.

Yall be making me feel like I’m not a normal person even in my offseason I can’t have fun on this app! Like damn I’m a normal person I can troll too and still put in the work! That’s why I’m where I’m at! Cause words don’t affect me!! I’ve been slandered from when I was broke you think now that I’m up! a little back and forth on this app cant hurt me I swear! I thought yall knew me better than that!

@YizzleYak @akafaceUS I have a mom. It's not hard at all. You have to make them understand or they'll try to control everything.

@Padgoi @akafaceUS That shit is hard to do but I get it

Mother steals the moment from the wife.

@HotStoveCubbies You don't think the Yankees get anyone? Intriguing take.

My recent predictions based on industry rumors & what I am hearing Tucker: LAD Bichette: TOR Imai: CHC Bellinger: NYM Valdez: BAL Bregman: BOS Murakami: CIN E. Suarez: PIT R. Suarez: ATL Gallen: ARZ Fairbanks: MIA Dominguez: CHC Okamoto: CHC Donovan: SEA Arenado: LAA Marte: TB

@MurrayHillGuy1 He's right. I ain't going out with no chick my friend banged. No chance.

My friend has gone on 3 dates with a chick he likes. He finally sends a pic of her to our college group chat (he’s weird like that). One guy in the chat (who isn’t really that close with him, just social group) says “lol I slept with her last summer.” Now my friend is bummed. Texted me on the side saying he’s unsure if he should keep seeing her. I told him it shouldn’t matter. Am I wrong or is this just an ego thing?