Paige Draper

Ryan Reynolds jokes on TODAY about the name of his and Blake Lively’s fourth child: “We always wait for Taylor (Swift) to tell us what the child’s name will be. And, we’ll say this: we’re still waiting.”

Just bought @kerrywashington’s book #Thickerthanwater and I’m already at revelations 😊. Her openness and vulnerability makes me love her as a human so much more than her many accomplishments! There is certainly a bit of relatability for me as well. She’s truly inspirational ❤️

Why does @DollarGeneral app and website △⃒⃘lways have issues on Saturdays?? Y’all need to upgrade something so your shit isn’t constantly crashing and not working!

Everyone who told me age 30 would be the best year of my life drastically underestimated the level of shit that would be piled on top of me. Literally #dirty30

I am living a real life #schittscreek nightmare. Getting kicked out of our house after 6 years and because our landlord decided to evict, it makes us undesirable as tenants. Really living the dream right now…

@AlibiCast Necessary lol

remember when Carl's military buddies just murdered his gf off screen and it was never mentioned again? good times.

@AlibiCast It’s actually pretty valid.. if people have to have a long distance relationship, you have to have the talk. Whether it’s because of prison or something else. It’s very much valid.

This whole "Ian and mickey have to have the prison gay talk" thing is weird because ian and mickey are a pre-existing couple? They've known each other for years! Someone just wanted prison boyfriend jokes.

@AlibiCast You gotta get to season 11 and 12! It’s all Mickey and Ian stuff!

one year ago i apparently tried to finally finish Shameless and I didn't get very far

Fuck me.

Hey @SpotifyUSA is there a customer support number I can use to figure out why my payment isn’t being completed for a family plan? It keeps declining when there’s money on the card and my bank is saying it’s not an issue on there end. Pleaseeee helpppp!!

Thinking you can do whatever you want because of whatever excuse you’ve deemed as reasonable while still demanding someone else not do something they want even if it’s actually innocent is wild to me. The manipulation and the narcissism is so incredulous to me

You know what’s bold as hell?? Someone cheating on someone and then claiming to want things to be better but then still wanting to keep the person in their life that they cheated with and expecting the other person to be understanding about it. #theaudacity #thecaucasity

Watching #workingmoms on @netflix and I just wanna know why they have Jenny. She’s the worst!!

Rewatching #schittscreek season 4 episode 1 and Moira’s handbag is everything! I tried to find this amazing @givenchy Calfskin Small Studded Obsedia Hobo Black but it’s literally nowhere to be found 😭😭

So apparently because #kia cars have high thefts, insurance companies no longer want to cover them unless they have push to start. Apparently you can install them but @Kia refuses to cover any costs for this but is still selling vehicles. How is this legal or fair?? #catch22

@jayyroc101 You are purty!

I got a haircut and I feel purtyyyy lol

@jayyroc101 Ooh your facial hair is on point!!

How do i deal with rejection I’m dealing with a lot of rejection right now

Lol these type of ads crack me up

This is the saddest news I’ve heard