Oli

Anyone else noticed the stark difference between the general opinions about your football club vary so wildly between Twitter and that of your mates at the pub or on WhatsApp? Twitter brings out idiocy. 🚮

Was it Sky or the "Corrupt" officials to blame for that then?

Think I'll skip episode 8 of All Or Nothing, thanks

Tell me you've never seen Pepe play without telling me etc etc

Heard you didn't bet on Arsenal to fuck it today and turned down free money. Could never be me

@anon_opin The best thing about Sainsburys is that it keeps the riff raff out of Waitrose

Waitrose food quality isn't that great. You're paying to shop away from the oiks, that's all.

@Ollie_Davis I have seen many Jewish fans say that Everton is one of the worst grounds to go to. I also see others say their fans are class. Such a strange polar opposite and I find the former easier to believe tbh

@fesshole I don't have a Tesla but I know of no electric car where you can unplug them without unlocking them so either Teslas are garbage or (more likely) this is a lie

There's a Tesla parked overnight at the end of my road. The owner runs a cable out of their front door to charge it. I tripped over it once. Now I unplug it every night when I take the dog out for a piss

@timl_85 This look at 0:54 is everything

Arsenal fans still going all in on the corruption thing. If we do finish 5th I wonder how some will cope. Seriously

I've always thought it was incompetence rather than corruption, that we had some of the best footballers in the world in the Prem, so the physicality & speed was at a level far beyond that of the officials we had, who were still in the 90s. Now though, there just seems to be too>

VAR has not been brought in to ensure a higher number of right decisions, it has been brought in solely to assist with the corruption and match fixing

@WestHam @Noble16Mark Nice picture with all his England caps. Great touch

For every game. For every goal. For every moment you gave your all for the shirt. Thank you, @Noble16Mark ❤️⚒ #WHUMCI | #MN16

@BBCSport Coleen running the account today?

Goal for Leicester City! It's... Jamie Vardy! #WATLEI #BBCFootball

The celebration police Have. To. Stop.

Consider the hangovers the Liverpool fans will have. Consider the elation at West Ham going 2-0 up. Now consider how much worse that equaliser would be with a hangover. You're all welcome

Am I surprised at Spurs’ treatment? Am I fuck

Tottenham being refereed like they have a manager in charge who was suspended for match fixing