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@Palmer2theMax

Fan of coherent thoughts, travel, the oxford comma, and girls who wear glasses. Not a fan of sports officials. Single malt whisky only. He/His. #WeAre

Glenside, PA Katılım Temmuz 2010
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Palmer@Palmer2theMax·
Had a dream last night that involved an evil cake and I remember thinking "we've gone from 'the cake is a lie' to 'the cake is a liar.'"
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@fluffykittensox Interesting comparison! My take on Q was always just "damn, it'd be fun to be able to warp reality at will" 🤣
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Clarissa@fluffykittensox·
@Palmer2theMax Those are actual plot points. You ever watch Star Trek TNG? “Q” is of a similar cloth. He did the wrong things for the right reasons
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@fluffykittensox Enh... I don't think his motives were quite that pure in the early movies, even if his justification was correct. Clearly Ragnarok morphs his thinking and by his own series, he's absolutely a hero tho, so he always had it in him!
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Clarissa@fluffykittensox·
@Palmer2theMax He always was; He was right Thor wasn’t ready to rule, he was right Thor wasn’t going to deal with loosing Jane well. His whole deal in 2012 avengers was he was under mind control of Thanos yet within that he managed to force the Avengers to form so to stop Thanos. He did the +
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kellie 🦅@cemeteryfIowers·
it’s so crazy that this isn’t a picture of a city in europe
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Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine·
“Capitalism for developers, communism for landlords” is exactly how it should be, we love to see it. Developers improve the value land, landlords rent seek from it
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kails 💃🍀🍀@mcgriddles16·
Hi guys, just popping in to say I ran a sub 20 road race for the first time in almost 10 years ❤️🍀
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Palmer@Palmer2theMax·
@Steven_Hyden I always thought Fool in the Rain was the best possible Billy Joel song.
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@lizatliz I literally have champagne on ice.
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Palmer@Palmer2theMax·
@KEthePE You coulda bought a house, Kyle! /boomers
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Kyle@KEthePE·
I present for your viewing pleasure... The avocado grilled cheese sandwich.
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molly@angelinrealtime·
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Palmer@Palmer2theMax·
@alphast Saw a reasonable post that given the celebrations when Trump dies are gonna reach V-E Day levels, I guess it’s kinda funny to point out how shitty he is for doing that.
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Palmer@Palmer2theMax·
@bb_apes The latter is kinda hot in a certain sense too.
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[email protected]@bb_apes·
you’re either jerkin’ it to me or jerkin’ it against me
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Palmer@Palmer2theMax·
This bar had a 4-quad on with one NCAAM, two NCAAW and one premiership. Anyway, up the Toffees or whatevs. Fuck Chelsea.
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Katie@KayTeeeOh·
At a bar in the suburbs and this man next to me just threw up on the bar
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