Greg, RN

What I ordered vs. what I got. Temu flowers. They offered me a 25% discount. 😆🫰🧐 @ftdflowers #ftd #scam #mothersday #flowers #no

@ThatEricAlper Doesn't mean that much to me ...to mean that much to you

What’s a masterpiece line of lyric without mentioning the name of the song?

@ThatEricAlper Parker Lewis Can't Lose

What is a show you watched during your childhood that you are convinced nobody remembers?

@JLJ70JLJ @Leahgreenb Your mom is not everyone's mom. You get that right?

@Leahgreenb My mom took care of all that easily did not need anything

Everything is extremely chaotic but the best info we have so far suggests that Trump’s “stop funding” EO would cover: Medicaid ESSA funds IDEA Snap School meals WIC Head start grants Child care block grants Pell grants Student loans Higher Ed grants Housing vouchers CTE 1/

@BalloonFlavour They better not forget my Parmesan Verdict Bites. #dominosverdicttracker

Love that CNN has adopted the Dominos pizza tracker format for trial updates

Phillies in 9. #bestof9 #newrule #phillies

I'm gonna go watch Fall of the House of Usher. It's less terrifying. #phillies

Schwarber, you can't be trying to steal bases. You have a hoagie festival named after you. #phillies

Just came here after seeing Kimbrel warming up. #phillies

@ExplainingPhils Tonight was a must win.

Phils flat out choke this away. They are dangerously close to now blowing this series. Tomorrow is MUST win

@kathholl Literally nowhere.

NLCS ticket lottery emails? Where are you

@Alphafox78 She obviously never watched any John Hughes movies growing up 😆

Based mother asks the teachers board why they are wasting all their time with touchy feely topics: "There is one goal, and one goal alone in the education system: To prepare children to enter careers to be productive members of society. It is not a counceling session, it is not a help self area, it is not a area to find yourself, and we should not be led by the children!"

@nikthehat Another call from Coyne Ave...

Heading to a possible sighting of Cavalcante on the 900 block of Hanover in Pottstown. Stay tuned for updates. #DaneloCavalcante #ChesterCountyJail #ChesterCounty #EscapedPrisoner #DebRyan

Day 11 of the Manhunt for Escaped Murderer Danelo Cavalcante: • He escaped perimeter and fled the region. Last spotted in Phoenixville area overnight. • Sister, Eleni Cavalcante, arrested by ICE. Tweet me if you see any activity. I doubt he stuck around in that area but who knows at this point—remain vigilant. Report suspicious activity. Review surveillance. You know the drill. Looking for staging location for now. #DaneloCavalcante

@6abcadamjoseph WHAT HAPPENED IN 2002?!

CODE RED The air quality just went to a new level for the entire day. This means it's not just the sensitive groups that should their outdoor exposure, it's all of us (esp. in SE PA). The level of smoke particles at the sure has reached levels we've not seen since 2002

@nypost "Rockford Peach from League of Their Own hit by rogue tennis ball while picking daisies in right field causes team to lose after opponent complains of malfeasance"

Tennis great Tim Henman, who once hit ball girl, calls French Open controversy ‘careless’ trib.al/fBEKZGy

@BBCSport This girl distressed herself. She shouldn't be on the court.

A ball girl was left visibly distressed after being hit with a ball at the French Open. Miyu Kato and her doubles partner Aldila Sutjiadi were disqualified. More details ⬇

@netflix @LoveisBlindShow

5 minutes til #LoveIsBlindLIVE — watch and see who else joins Nick and Vanessa on stage!

@netflix Here I thought I was the only one that watched #loveisblind

@Travistritt K

I will be deleting all Anheuser-Busch products from my tour hospitality rider. I know many other artists who are doing the same.

@StephenKing It's like you knew. Lol