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@SorenK777 @lovelivesatire @_Zojka Truly a patriot

@lovelivesatire @_Zojka Darges served valiantly and won a Knight's Cross in the Eastern front. He lived until 96 years old. The Eastern front was basically a death sentence but at the end of his life he said about Hitler "I served him and would do it all again now" German loyalty!

Genuinely the only funny German joke in history

@GunsFanatics Semi

Semi or revolver?

@JulianLeis16639 @uzi5_55 Not only are they mentally ill, they're retarded.

@uzi5_55 Either let trans people have guns or no people have guns, they ain't mentally ill

@ShitpostRock2 Guess I'm braindead because I'm choosing the Fireaxe

You have to be geniuenly BRAINDEAD to not to choose the shotgun in this scenario

@SunderedArt Moar!

Something blueberry propaganda 💙

Elf professor ( OC ) She was feeling intimidated because she was too old for an elf. But look at her beautiful looks and voluptuous figure! That is why she is very happy about her student's confession, yet she is hiding her feelings. Of course, her ears are sending all the signals, haha! She needs to be confident! Thank you for watching! 🥰🥰🥰

@OptyrionPrimax @failking00 He's just a human and you're the Homelander, kill him.

@failking00 Yeah nah butcher will kill you either way

Okay so at what point in the story do you wake up as Homelander because this is really really important. First mission? Season 4? At the lab as a kid?

@kumxem Franz Halder

Without googling, can you name a famous German?

@woshikawa @emmywayne64 Superman: Man of Tomorrow Vol 1 #19 and it doesn't matter, superhumans greater than Butcher are defeated all the time by humans like Batman.

@PandaPriestess1 @emmywayne64 Can you show me in which story this happens? Also, Batman remains a human being "without powers." Butcher LITERALLY has powers that elevate his abilities far beyond what a human being can achieve.

Superman without powers vs Billy Butcher. Who wins?

@gunfanatics1 A

Which one?

@warrie2021 Kill Billy Butcher, from there? Try to get V-1 and slowly work my way to competence. Maybe take fighting lessons with Black Noir.

You wake up as Homelander, but with your morals/immorals and sense of self. What's your next move?

@The3rdAfrican @horrifichymns That doesn't matter, he's still getting cut in half via Vibranium shield.

@PandaPriestess1 @horrifichymns His skin is also bulletproof and he's immune to radiation

@The3rdAfrican @horrifichymns You can't prove that, and it's highly doubtful anyway considering Homelander is stronger than Soldier Boy and yet Homelander couldn't pick up a bus.

@PandaPriestess1 @horrifichymns Soldier boy would fucking throw the helicopter

@BITM116 @horrifichymns And? Soldier Boy may be bullet proof, but he has vastly less impressive durability feats than Cap.

@PandaPriestess1 @horrifichymns Durability? He can be shot.

@The3rdAfrican @horrifichymns No, Soldier Boy has nothing on Cap holding back a helicopter from taking off or him ripping an Ultron bot in half.

@PandaPriestess1 @horrifichymns Skill yes, in terms of dura and strength soldier boy MASSIVELY outscales cap

@Ford_Nick A burger, lots of things really, steak is pretty overrated.

Name one thing better than a T-bone..

@luscielia Capcom CD Projekt Kojima

You can only save THREE gaming studios.

@DecafThunder @horrifichymns Powerscaling, unless stated otherwise, is the practice of taking two character at their theoretical peak using feats and reliable statements and putting them against each other. Though you don't even need to use Cap vs Thanos to put him above Soldier Boy.

@horrifichymns MCU Cap glazers in the comments when you mention that outlier feats are a big factor in power-scaling discussions so they can't make him scale off Thanos: