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@Iamivy05 Damn girl you claim to be a writer maybe attempt to use some punctuation.

cheated brought the girl to the bar i was at with my friends and proceeded to try to take my car to drop her home. we broke up and i lived down the street from his new place every night i would open the valve on his tier and let all the air out every night he got it aired up he then replaced it and this went on for months i found him crying next his car one morning with a flat he thought i put a curse on him i helped him put air in it with my air pump and guess what that night i let it out again

Why didn’t you add my favorite Muslim in history Abdullah ibn Sa’d ibn Abi Sarh to the list? Prophet Mohamed’s own scribe who left Islam and fled to Mecca and became one of the first Muslim apostates in history after he personally exposed the fact that the prophet might be making stuff up. while writing Qur’an 23:12-14 for the prophet, he exclaimed “Blessed be Allah, the best of creators!” and Mohamed instantly claimed it as divine revelation… thereafter, whenever the prophet dictated verses, Ibn Sa’d suggested sharper wording and Mohamed accepted every change, proving to him that “unchangeable word of Allah” might be nothing but editable human speech. Convinced it might be a sham, he apostatized openly and mocked the Quran. This made Mohamed really furious and placed him at the top of a kill list during the 630 CE conquest of Mecca, ordering his execution even if found clinging to the Ka’aba curtains. When he was caught , Ibn Sa’d hid with his foster brother Uthman,begged for mercy but Mohamed stayed silent, then nodded… only to rage at his soldiers afterward, demanding why they hadn’t beheaded the apostate on the spot 😂 Crazy story for real 😂

>be born in the 50s and 60s >get a paper route to save for college >nice, tuition is only $200 a semester >graduate and get real job by giving firm handshake >buy a house which is only 2x your salary >work at same company for 40 years >retire with a pension >become a shareholder and get rid of pensions (stock price goes brrr) >home “value” goes up 1,700% >make no upgrades, refuse to sell under asking to new family; sell to Blackrock instead >lecture every subsequent generation about work ethic

She's so sorry that she tried to transfer assets out her name to avoid paying restitution. Boomers get to kill you with impunity. They don't even lose their license when they kill your whole family.

@ProtonInspector A stack of Zyn containers obviously

Wait what the hell is the right?

@wockearq @Ironable @Bruhhhhhhhiiii Annoying person identified

@Ironable @Bruhhhhhhhiiii Don’t say dumb shit then

They removed Eve’s dad’s creepy yap session from the show 😭

¿Por qué no leí una sola queja del personaje de Shaddam Corrino? El emperador es descrito en los libros como un hombre pelirrojo que no aparenta más de 35 años, ¿Por qué los defensores de los pelirrojos no brincaron aquí? ¿Por qué les molesta específicamente la mujer negra?

The defeated GM weeps through clenched teeth as he scrawls "20 more basilisks" into his campaign notebook

@proletkulturr @gahallan_art Gem

Американцы пытаются объяснить законы гравитации: представьте кокаколу и пепси

🚨The most terrifying part of finding another Earth is what it means if we never reach it. Kepler-186f sits 500 light years away, orbiting comfortably inside the habitable zone of its star, the region where liquid water can exist on a surface without boiling off or freezing solid. It measures roughly the same size as Earth. Its year lasts 130 days. Its star is a red dwarf, cooler and smaller than our Sun, which means the planet orbits much closer while still receiving a survivable amount of energy. On paper, the conditions check out. What makes this find genuinely significant beyond the headlines is the size confirmation. Most exoplanets we detect skew large because large planets are easier to spot. Finding a planet in the habitable zone at Earth's actual scale breaks a statistical barrier we kept running into. The universe wasn't hiding Earth-sized worlds from us. Our instruments just weren't sensitive enough to catch them until Kepler changed the game entirely. Red dwarf systems like the one Kepler-186f orbits are the most common stellar environments in the galaxy. If Earth-sized habitable zone planets form readily around red dwarfs, the number of potential life-bearing worlds in the Milky Way alone jumps from millions to billions overnight. That changes the Drake Equation in ways that should make everyone pause mid-sentence. The deeper question nobody in the press release answers is atmospheric composition. A planet can sit perfectly inside the habitable zone and still be a dead rock if it lost its magnetic field and had its atmosphere stripped by stellar radiation. Mars is a sobering reminder that orbital position alone guarantees nothing. What Kepler-186f represents is a coordinate. A proof that the address exists. Whether anyone is home remains the question that will outlast every person alive today.

>Be me >Went out with this girl once that I met on Tinder. >I pick her up, and I'm trying to make conversation. Since we're from the same area, >I tell her where what part of the city I grew up in. She says, "I already know where you have lived since you were a teenager because I did a complete background check on you." Okay, fair enough. >A girl has to protect herself. Her bio said she was into body art, >I asked what kind of tattoos she has. She says everything about her is redacted till further notice and demands we go to Petco because her dog needs a new chew toy. >We're there, and suddenly she puts her hand up and yells, "Stand back ten feet at all times for safety!" >I'm dumbfounded, and she throws down the bag of dog treats she's holding. She grabs me by the arm and yells, "Let's go! Now!" We walk to the Mexican restaurant next door, >I ask the hostess how long the wait is. The lady says 30 minutes. My date screams, "I don't fucking think so!" >I'm once again dragged by my arm out the door. She points to a seafood restaurant in the same complex and says, "There! Immediately!" >We get seated, and as we're looking at the menus, she says, "You know. You're lucky I agreed to go out with you. I don't like going out with ugly guys." She then proceeds to pull out her phone and show me matches she received that she says were better looking than me. >At this point, I've had enough, and I get up to leave. She starts intensly crying and asks if I'm just gonna leave her there. >I said, "Sure. Ask one of the @$$h♡les on your Tinder for a ride home." >A few weeks later, I get a text from her asking if I wanna have s£x. >No way in hell I was taking her up on that, so I just blocked her. *I guess I wasn't so ugly after all.

My best friend was a professor of Arabic and Arab history. He was as pro-Islam as a Christian could be. He said that during the slave trade in Africa, the whites took slaves away from the coasts, while the Arabs were attacking the black population from the interior, and marching them north to Arabia. The white slave trade had slaves die in the process. I don't forget the exact amount but it was less than 30%. Horrible, of course. In the Arab slave trade they lost 90% of the slaves dead in the march north. Then most of the slaves were turned into eunuchs. I'm not defending the white slave trade, but there's a reason a lot of black people live in the New World, and are majorities in some countries. While there are almost zero black people in the Arabian peninsula, despite a trade in slaves that was as old as the white's.

@PatsNihilist Brady never shook the hand of any QB who beat him. Despite making several different QBs to come across the field and shake hands when he won. I think he came out okay despite his very bad behaviour.

Brady would’ve been crucified for acting the way Darnold did

@Jaiydanimate The body altering monster sympathizes with the faction of body altering monsters. Who would have thought?

Dude the more we go through the Bot Storyline in Helldivers the more utterly evil it makes me feel come on man 😭

Reminder: Sam Darnold was in the same QB draft class as Josh Allen, Baker Mayfield, and Lamar Jackson... and he won a Super Bowl before any of them. And he played for 3 other teams before getting to Seattle. Just proves you need the right team and luck to succeed in the NFL. Darnold is a superstar franchise quarterback.

Wayfair furniture named after missing kids and sold for ridiculous amounts. It was all true.

He was once destined to bring balance to The Force

A double-blind, randomized, placebo-controlled clinical trial published in Phytomedicine studied 60 breastfeeding mothers with mild-to-moderate postpartum depression. The mothers were given either 15 mg of saffron twice daily (30 mg per day) or a placebo for 8 weeks, and depression severity was measured using the Beck Depression Inventory-II (BDI-II). By the end of the study, mothers taking saffron showed much greater improvement than the placebo group. Their depression scores dropped sharply, and 96% of the saffron group reached clinical remission, compared to 43% in the placebo group. Two-thirds of the saffron group showed a full treatment response, showing that saffron significantly reduced postpartum depression symptoms without standard antidepressants. PMID: 29157808

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.