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I'm just gonna pin this so all the fake Elons that visit my profile at least gets something to make them smile before I block their ass.
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They were filming the white tiger, then this happened..🐅 😅
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🌺ParchedP3tals🌺
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There are no algorithms for me because I'm not shallow. I fit no molds. I follow no trends. I owe no explanation. 🚫 DMs.
Katılım Şubat 2024
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@RepJackKimble Wish we could make that much and still have more than half a year for vacation. But we know y'all make ahelluva lot more than that 😉😉. So sit down, shut up, and represent the people who voted for you without bitching about it.
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Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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@pitbullpatriot3 Some of them would lose some unneeded weight between having no money for food and not knowing how to cook it themselves.
They'd learn what it's like to actually work, then come home and work some more, without heat or a/c sometimes.
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I wish we could trade places with every lawmaker in Congress and let them live the lives we live for a year while we live their lives on the taxpayers dime! Does that sound fair?
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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Anybody on here with knowledge regarding noisy dishwashers?
l've tried flowers, chocolate and wine and she's still bitching!
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@Old_SchoolEddie Yeah, that is a do not pass Go, do not collect 200$ card. And you'll never roll doubles to be able to do that again.
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The good old days of being able to pick things up off the floor without having to squat or hold on to something 😅
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@FiredUpCoug Yes, introduce her to crochet. So she can make things while the plants grow. It'll save you tons of money 😉
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My fellow dudes on x, I need to ask you a favor.
My wife has discovered a new hobby, landscaping.
We've spent $2,000 on plants, dirt, bark over the last 2 weeks. I'm sunburned, and out of ibuprofen
I need this post go viral so I can pay for all this.
Why couldn't she have chosen sourdough bread? Or crochet? Or triathlons?
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If they ever make a movie about my life, I hope the black girl they get to play me, is at least funny.
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@pitbullpatriot3 Some of them blow me out of my seat. Certain shows are worse, so I hit mute as fast as I can. It's a sensory overload, especially when they have those retarded jingles with horrendous singing, and vile lists of side effects.
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Am I the only one who can't stand it when I'm watching a movie and it goes to commercial break with the volume at peak levels?
It's like they really want our attention! 🤣
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Two things that actually dilutes The Black vote
1. Blacks not voting
2. Illegals voting (they dilute all of our votes).
GIF
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🚨 WEF founder Klaus Schwab says people will have to “get used to” losing privacy.
“If you have nothing to hide, you shouldn’t be afraid.”
This is a dangerous mindset that normalizes mass surveillance.
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@InnaVernikov @NYCMayor Start dumping lard out the windows on them
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This is an ALL GIRLS Jewish school in my district. I’m all for prayer and free speech, but why do a bunch of GROWN MEN need to do this right outside of a school full of little Jewish girls??? Is not this what MOSQUES are for? Is this intentional? Mayor Mamdani @NYCMayor any words of wisdom on why all of a sudden they’d feel compelled to do this?
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So the British government is forcing X to answer to the Nina Jancowicz class of “external disinformation / hate speech experts” under threats of massive fines and penalties, and there is currently zero diplomatic pushback from the United States over this.
SpiralBewilder@SpiralBewilder
Government-approved "external experts"
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@IndianaGPA These cooks always sound massively proud of themselves for bringing together a million calories for a single meal. And anyone eating this who joked about Paula Dean using a whole stick of butter needs to apologize.
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It's hard to believe that Janice only said 16 "OH MY GOD'S" on 10 seasons of Friends!
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AI data centers are taking over our country like cancer, so we can have creepy AI voiceovers instead of a real human voice for something as simple as this.
It's really gross.
If you use AI for lazy shit like this, you are part of the problem.
Jake@JakeCan72
Fourth and fifth graders in California found out bald eagle hunting grounds could become luxury homes. The hunting grounds belong to two eagles named Jackie and Shadow. The development would cut off their access to Moon Camp in Big Bear Valley. Where they’ve hunted for years. The nest isn’t what’s threatened. The land they hunt from is. The kids didn’t write a petition. They didn’t start a hashtag. They started raising money and writing letters to lawmakers and celebrities around the world. The goal is ten million dollars by July 31st. They’ve raised about $2.7 million so far. The developer still has plans. The developer has lawyers. The kids have a bake sale and a deadline. What were you fighting for at ten?
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@SaltyGoat17 Looks like he's asking, "does this dress make me look ugly?"
🤣🤣🤣
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Watching my dad age and see his health decline has got to be one of the scariest things I’ve ever experienced and I feel so alone right now
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Tim Walz said he will never run for an elected office again. What should his next job be?
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@Mollyploofkins How dare he make something better.
Cry harder.
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Trump shouldn't be able to unilaterally do shit like this to our national monuments.
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