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@ormondroyd @Wetherspoon__UK Or Jon you could say racist and offensive, we have found your base level. Well done Jon...well done

@ormondroyd Agree Jon, perhaps google parody

@wildlife_uk @robfergie1 Serious accusation, is this the picture of the accused? #999whatsyouremergency

RT @robfergie1: Caught ‘Red-handed’ stealing a peanut 🐿 #whinfellforest #centerparcs @CP_UK_Whinfell @CenterParcsUK @wildlife_uk

@christison007 @KissFMUK Don’t forget the massive fake nobs!

On the way to Center Parcs for a hen do, @KissFMUK are getting us in the mood 🎉👌

@__dearbhla We miss your mom, not you, just your mom! #milf

@terrydactylx Good luck with growing your hair, maybe grow some 🎾 ⚽️

@ormondroyd @SteveODwao @stuarthelmer @paulgannonbike Not a good point...a very bad one.

@jazzcbee Trust me they are not looking forward to it!

@LisaClavering Lisa, we hear you, we could communicate with you via the medium of dance?

Booked a weekend at Center Parcs on 11/08. It was this weekend. Since booking, apart from confirmation emails I have received 17 emails and appear to be on a non-converter journey as well as an actual customer one. 3 separate emails one day. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@rpaisley79 @ThemeParkerMark Rachel, we love you as well, I’m imagining you dressed up as Minnie Mouse in Center Parc’s 🍆💦💦💦💦

@ThemeParkerMark @CP_UK_Longleat @CenterParcsUK Now there's an idea, Center Parcs and Disneyland Paris, my 2 favourite things 😀

Home sweet home 😊 @CP_UK_Longleat @CenterParcsUK #centerparcs #centerparcslongleat #familytime #holidays

@jordywills20 See you soon...don’t forget your porn stash

4 day week then Center parcs next week 🤗🤗🤗

@shiftingshark1 @ETelrav @Bootleg_Stuff Geography lesson for Shark, numb nuts klaxon

@ETelrav @Bootleg_Stuff holy shit I'm going to center parcs soon - but in germany. I've never been to france.

@Bootleg_Stuff seem familiar

@dementedjan Sorry you didn’t have a fab time, I promise no riff raff next year, only honeys and hunks allowed!

Our Family Holiday (Part 3) – Centerparcs, Whinfell – Accommodation/Overall Stay aspiringwarriormum.com/2018/08/28/our…

@LBean_17 Normally we don’t let the riffraff in, we have made an exception in your case. Enjoy your time.

@SjonesMia Please return that stolen star in your avi

@windfarmview Pushing it a bit Dave in doing all that strenuous stuff??

Thank you family for a fantastic weekend at Center Parcs - rounded off by an amazing off road experience in the lakes for the start of my 60th celebrations 😍😍😍

@aledelwyn @OwainSgiv @illtud hoywau priodo

@ParcsUk @OwainSgiv @illtud Ah, cyfri parodi. Rhy realistig o lawer!

Dwi’n methu credu bod ‘na drafodaeth ynglyn â hyn hyd yn oed - no brainer llwyr. Ddylai pawb wisgo gwregus yn y car? A ddylid gwahardd smocio mewn mannau cyhoeddus? Dwi’n methu gweld unrhyw ddadl yn erbyn gwneud yn siŵr bod pob beiciwr yn gwisgo helmed

@idomdavis @LeeksEverywhere You’re married?

@ParcsUk @LeeksEverywhere Not sure my wife would agree...

Happy Bank Holiday Monday! What is everyone up to today?

@JamieBarber90 @TeawithQueenie Victoria, we have tried to help you, think,you should join the special Center Parc families.....

@OwainSgiv @illtud @aledelwyn Speak English

@illtud @aledelwyn Ia, dyna dwi di dechra sylweddoli - dwi’n meddwl am seiclo fel chwaraeon pur. Rioed di ystyried seiclo rownd dinas, er mod i wedi llogi beics yn Center Parcs...ond fel ffordd o gludo’r plant o un lle i’r llall.