Parabole et fariboles ❤️‍🔥

@hvways "Ils n'ont rien mais ils donnent TOUT" c'est pour eux que cette phrase est faite. Rien à voir avec les cadres sup à la miche molle, paresseux et persuadés que toutes les femmes veulent les épouser pour leurs thunes, ce qui, dans leur esprit, les dispense de tout effort.

Les bougs pauvres en couple ils ont que le sexe à offrir c’est pour ça qu’ils bz bien

@keturgs44 @_salmambk C'est ça qui vous énerve le + en vérité : ces filles existent mais elles ne vous captent pas.

@_salmambk Mdrrr et après c’est choqué qd ça vous insulte de timp.. mais ta raison hein tu peux continuer d’être à ton prime. Viens on se capte demain, je suppose qu’une fille comme toi ne refusera pas.

le prime de ma vie c'est quand j'avais des millions de mec sur mon snap, mon insta en public, je voyais plein de mecs dans la journée wow la piraterie

@AlexandreA77800 @mhk_212 Je vais rien faire du tout, je reste loin de "ça" et dieu merci.

@Paribole @mhk_212 Bah justement c'est ce qu'il aime ...ta rien compris toi tu veux soumettre un soumis 🤣 il va être plus excité qu'autre chose ..

je pensais avoir tout vu dans ma vie mais alors la ptn c une dinguerie

@Benzaie_tgwtg @AlertesInfos Endemol le faisait deja en 2001

@AlertesInfos Donc du slop fait consciemment par des éduqués pour faire rire les gueux avec du mépris de classe et des clichés.

🇫🇷🍓 Les deux créateurs de la série à succès générée par intelligence artificielle "L’île de la Skibidi Tentafruit" sur TikTok sont deux étudiants en école de commerce. Ces derniers utilisent ChatGPT, Gemini et Nano Banana pour les images, Final Cut Pro et Premiere Pro pour le montage, CapCut pour les sous-titres et FL Studio pour la musique. (itw à Libération)

@kwekubaako956 @euphemey It's not only about criminals. Sometimes it's just fear, because the guy is acting super strange and seems to have a psych illness, or he's driving his car while I'm just walking, so I know things can go bad easily if he freaks out.

@Paribole @euphemey I wish there were no criminals

A woman I know was followed home at night. She didn’t run. She didn’t yell. She laughed at his jokes. Complimented his shoes. Pretended she was flattered by the attention. She gave him her number just to make it home alive. Blocked it the second her door locked behind her. Men call this “leading someone on.” Women call it survival. Men will never fully grasp the calculations women make in real time just to stay alive.

@UbermenschMind She's Belgian, not french. But they speak french there and she's making a demonstration about gender inequalities when it comes to pension.

No idea what she’s saying, but I fully support her… God I love french foids

@Gizo2760 @mhk_212 Le premier pb étant la façon dont il perçoit son gosse et sa femme hein. De là, rien d'étonnant.

@mhk_212 Comment peut atteindre un tel niveau d'auto déshumanisation pour une femme, que dis je ,pour une petasse alors que tu as une femme et un bébé, c'est pathétique

@i_aadk J'ai fini mon deuxième master à 21 ans. A part mon père ça n'a jamais impressionné personne. Jamais aucun recruteur m'a dit bravo. Ils s'en foutent vraiment hein. L'important c'est la compétence, une fois que tu l'as c'est bon. Ya plein de gens qui passent des diplômés a 30+

Est-ce que c’est chaud de finir ces études à 28ans ? J’ai besoin qu’on me dise non

@DeeRubies @luxemiaa I learn from a very young age to ignore mess / chore to do around the house to match the male vibe. Don't rush to clean the table, wait til they can't handle the chaos anymore and they have to clean by themself. Don't let them believe you have a feminine urge to dot it first.

My mother never made my brother a single sandwich after he turned ten. I didn't understand it then. I'd watch her point at the kitchen and say, "You have two hands and you know where the bread is." He'd grumble. She wouldn't budge. Meanwhile, my friend's house was different. She was the oldest of three boys. Every meal, every snack, every drink—she fetched it. Her mom called it "being helpful." Her dad called it "being a good sister." My friend called it normal. Until it wasn't. We were sixteen when my friend started dating a boy who expected her to carry his bags, order his food, clean up after him at lunch. She did it without question. When I asked her why, she looked confused. "That's just what you do," she said. I thought about my mother. The bread. The two hands. The refusal to raise a daughter who served and a son who sat. At eighteen, I dated a guy who asked me to make him a plate at a family cookout while he played video games with his cousins. His own mother had made the food. It was ten feet away. He had working legs. I heard my mom's voice in my head: "You have two hands." I said, "The food's right there. You can make your own plate." He looked at me like I'd insulted his entire bloodline. We didn't last another month. At twenty-four, I married a man who makes his own sandwiches. Makes mine too sometimes. Not because I demanded it—but because he was raised to be capable, not catered to. My friend married at twenty-two. Divorced by twenty-five. She told me once, through tears, that she'd spent three years being his "mother, maid, and manager" and couldn't do it anymore. "I don't know how I got here," she said. But I knew. It started with sandwiches. With "be nice." With small asks that became big expectations. With the lie that serving men is what good women do. My mother wasn't harsh. She was wise. She taught my brother that capable men don't lean on women for things they can do themselves. And she taught me that kindness and servitude are not the same thing. One lesson. Two kids. A lifetime of clarity. Some mothers raise daughters to be helpful and sons to be served. Mine raised us both to be whole. 💯

This woman said: I have joint custody with my ex husband. My ex asked my daughter (16) if she would make her brother (12) a sandwich. She said, he knows how to make a sandwich so he can make his own. His response? “You’re the big sister. Be nice.” I told her in NO UNIVERSE are you doing for a man things he can do for himself. Not now, not ever. Now, I get to have a chat with my son about how he’s being raised an independent young man and not leaning on the unpaid labor of the women in his life.

@hnz75667 Euh... Les gens né en 1990 ont max 36 ans. Min 26 ans. Les chiffres sont pas bons là.

Je v plus sur hinge mais jsp pk depuis qq semaines je recois a balle de like/rose de tte les cougars de paname xptdrrrr que des 35-45ans 😹😹😹

@TANIA860201 @LLCoolChris_ @PanierPersee Oui et puis, je suis team envoyer chier les recruteurs quand ils réclament des profils expérimentés/ surdiplomés pour 1700 euros par mois. Mais bon, ceux qui ont un prêt étudiant / des charges au niveau famille n'ont pas le choix, et ça dump encore plus le marché .

@Paribole @LLCoolChris_ @PanierPersee C'est très grave ça et les employeurs font les malins ,ils humilie les candidats pendant les entretiens . Regardez tous les témoignages sur tik tok mais c’est du jamais vu

T'es génération 90, ca fait ~10 ans que tu bosses, c'est IMPOSSIBLE de donner des conseils sur le marché de l'emploi actuel aux jeune diplômés. Ils vivent une réalité que personne n'a vécu

@PitBill_Gates @LLCoolChris_ @PanierPersee Mais là je te parle même pas de trouver dans la branche : je te parle de trouver un taf (y compris alimentaire) payé au moins au SMIC en 2026 pour quelqu'un de 18 à 22 ans aujourd'hui. Le service civique c'est maxi 600 balles par mois pour 24h semaine hein, je le rappelle

@Paribole @LLCoolChris_ @PanierPersee M2 en 2011. Capa en 2014. Jai mis 2 ans avant de trouver un job en droit !

@galecandre @LLCoolChris_ @PanierPersee Je sais j'y étais, je l'ai vécu en mobtemps. Mais là je trouve ça pire. Entre autres parce que déjà les 30tenaires reçoivent des propositions pro dignes d'un junior, donc pour les vrais juniors c'est l'enfer, même pour trouver un stage ou un alternance.

@Paribole @LLCoolChris_ @PanierPersee C’était déjà le cas y’a 15 ans

@dollielpb Oui enfin ça dépend avec qui. Mais oui bon timing bonne personne : on est sur la meilleure activité gratuite du monde.

faire l’amour je crois c le meilleur truc dans ce monde de merde

@peacewizard69 @JessPected Aren't most 16 yo (male and female) supposed to already have hairy body (naturally) Like hairs appears first when a kid reach puberty (mostly between 10 and 15 yo...).

@JessPected They only like 16 year old girls who look like hairless elves

One thing that's strange as a straight woman is being able to recognize the beauty & conformity to beauty standards of women more than the people allegedly attracted to women. Muscles bad. Curves bad. "Old" bad.

@caillouxquiroul Attend, la il compte que le mandat de 5 ans. En admettant que la durée maximale de ce joug soit 10 ans, ont est environ à 90% là. Y survivrons nous seulement ?

MAIS JAMAIS ÇA FINI PTN, C'EST UNE PRISE D'OTAGE J'EN PEU PLUS

@beniduboss + the whole drama about "top" uni is meaningless. Admission tests are though, but for the rest (at least for business school/ political science institutes) is mainly learn to pose as a leader and networking with other upper class students..

Speaking with French people in a business setting is so funny They be 48yo and they’re still asking peers what uni they went to 98% of them peaked in college so they feel obligated to tell you within the first 10 minutes of meeting them that they went to Polytechnique, ENS ULM or HEC What you accomplished since literally doesn’t matter because you attended a top school so you’re part of the « elite » I find it so pathetic Perhaps your country would be doing better if you were proud of your accomplishments the same way you’re proud that daddy paid for HEC Anyways Sorry I am done venting I just had the most cringe call of my life I had to let it out