PARIS SLAYS UR FAV

“I’m Paris Hilton, of course I have huge pictures of myself hanging in my baby’s playroom”

Paris Hilton is the queen of product placement. This queen included 8 products from her 18 product lines within the first 5 seconds of Jason Derulo and Meghan Trainor's new music video. Iconic.

@ItsEstherHilton IDK but i was able to recover it!!! Soooo weird omg

@ParisRunsPop OMG WHAT WHY

@LisaRinnaWig @QueenFairyMe I will document everything babes!!!

@QueenFairyMe We’re counting on you @ParisRunsPop 🙏🏻

I may actually die knowing I won't be at Paris's first ever concert. If I don't get HD video of the whole thing I will throw up

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me and the Little Hiltons waiting in line for @ParisHilton’s concert twitter.com/PoopySkittles/…

Paris Hilton @ MET Gala

me defending Paris Hilton when WW3 starts

me outside Paris Hilton’s recording studio

@ItsEstherHilton @LisaRinnaWig @fesshole ITS SATURDAY. A DAY OF REST… BUT NOT FOR MEEEEEE AH AH AH AH AH AH

@LisaRinnaWig @fesshole @ParisRunsPop HAHA Raul!!!

I'm on medication that's completely changed my sexuality, and I'm terrified to tell my other half. She's buying lingerie and toys to keep the spark alive, all I want is to get bent over a table and arsefucked unconscious by a hairy bloke named Raul.

@QueenFairyMe omfg loves it!!!! I cannot wait!!!

@ParisRunsPop youtu.be/5p-0WRVZ-Pc

I am very excited for the Anna Nicole documentary on Netflix.

Studies have shown that Thomas Edison was listening to I Blame You by Paris Hilton when he invented the lightbulb

paris hilton writing “i blame you”

me when @parishilton’s team invites me to a brainstorming session

my twitter timeline

turn on “noise cancellation” and listen to “high off my love” by @parishilton

@QueenFairyMe @ParisHilton omg also “Last Night” featuring Lil Wayne!!

@ParisHilton Please release Never Be Alone! 💖

Back at it🎤👱🏼‍♀️✨

omg Phoenix is the cutest baby and you can tell from the way he poses that he was born camera ready and he is currently planning the launch of his own fragrance empire, he is probably planning perfume #7 as we speak!

me sneaking onto the recording studio and eating the floor that paris hilton walked on to record “high off my love”