Parodiem

Dogs should judge the dog show

GOOD NEWS: Your MacBook Pro saves your life by stopping a bullet. BAD NEWS: Life-saving bullet catches are not covered by AppleCare. 💰 💵 twitter.com/appleinsider/s…

If a handyman ad says "No job too big or too small," call and ask for quote to change a bulb and to build a wall along the Mexican border.

.@RELEVANTpodcast #RP454: #Lolla2015 #LivePodcastHoneymoon #EdgyEddie #JoyEngaged #ICYMI #LexusHover #LollaRecap #WhatILearnedAtLollapalooza

#WhatDoesTheBibleSay about decaf coffee? “having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such.” (2 Tim 3:5)

Rumor has it, the "If You Like Piña Coladas" couple met on #AshleyMadison. #AshleyMadisonHack

New VFW Study Estimates More Than 15 Billion Enemy Dead Since 1776 theduffel.co/1fT9PfN

"I can't even." - odd numbers #icanteven

Time to reach 100 million users (years) Telephone 75 Web 7 Facebook 4 Instagram 2 @periscopeco < 1 year #codecon

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Guardians of the Guacamole #FattenAMovie

List of Things I Want (continued): 5,755. Punch in face 5,756. Toenail ripped off 5,757. Apple Watch 5,758. Teeth knocked out

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Pretty much no matter who you are, Samuel Whittemore, even at 80 years old, was tougher than you. #oldschool

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