Jerry Lock’s Data Center

Maybe static shock from the dryer isn't like dying in an electric chair, but I didn't get the benefit of a kickass last meal either.

@ChristnNitemare He looks like he’s being fitted for an evil Teletubby costume.

There’s something a little distracting about this…

When movies show newspapers to advance the plot, I like that. I enjoy reading.

@BBGreatMoments Ken Caminiti had a lot of alliteration in his name

What baseball player's name might be the most fun to say?

@Super70sSports And Babe wouldn’t have been afraid to use the good roids.

I say Babe Ruth would fucking rake today too. Motherfucker got off a train to swing a 9-pound bat at filthy dead-ass baseballs with guys throwing spitballs at his fucking head without a helmet while he was drunk. Pretty sure he could hit Zac Gallen.

@Complex My mom worked at K-mart thru the 70-90s. Most employees were full-time with benefits and a pension. K-mart couldn’t keep up when Walmart started competing head-to-head because Walmarts had very full-time workers. Walmart ruined the retail job market.

This Sears story is sparking debate about today’s economy. A man’s viral reflection on working at Sears in the early 1990s has social media debating the reality of today’s economy. He described coworkers in customer service, hardware, and appliance sales living what he called “normal middle-class lives” through full-time retail work alone. (via /fact.philes 📸: Getty)

@scs_real It’s a lot better than Don Johnson’s song.

The greatest one hit wonder, in the history of humanity, was released on this day, 41 years ago. Yes, you are that old. You're welcome America

They treated me like a leper at the Renaissance Fair.

I’ve converted all my savings into pennies and now I’m just waiting for the value to go up. When the price of that shit doubles, I’m taking my $1000 and you won’t see my ass again.

I’ve got an empty sauerkraut jar if anyone wants to raise a praying mantis.

@HQNewsNow @kangaroos991 Then why didn’t he give the answer to his made up math problem if it’s so easy?

Trump: I took the cognitive test and I aced it. They had tough questions. The first question was you have a bear, a snake, an elephant, and a horse. Name the horse. That's the horse. The doctor said, I've been doing this test for 20 years. I've never seen anybody ace it.

@BrianRoemmele This song makes me think things.

Link Wray, performing “Rumble” in 1974. In the 1950s when it was released, it was censored. It became the most banned song in history. It had NO LYRICS.

@Super70sSports It’d be great if there had been a professional boxer who wore glasses and every fight they got broken.

Name a sports figure who wore glasses in competition. I’ll start:

@mehdirhasan There is no ballroom bunker in the Bahamas and that’s the only place he can be safe.

He golfs every weekend but has no time for his own son’s wedding, apparently.

@HumansNoContext This went a lot better at rehearsal.

The silence had me dying 😭

@rocknrollofall The Edge

Which guitarist has the most recognisable sound when you hear them play? I'll start: David Gilmour

@CalltoActivism Aren’t they afraid to have it anywhere but the ballroom?

🚨Wow! Donald Trump suggests he won’t attend Don Jr’s wedding because he is “busy” and doesn’t even bother to MENTION his name. This has got to eat at Don Jr’s soul. Let’s make sure it doesn’t go viral. Whoops.

How is this the same body that used to pump up the jam.

@LASHYBILLS They fight like dancers in a Broadway musical about fighters.

An American tourist in Phuket, Thailand, stepped in and fought a French man who was beating his girlfriend.

@LASHYBILLS Parents suck the fun out of youth sports. I was glad when my kids outgrew them.

Talking all that shit after getting your ass beat is crazy 😭💀🤦‍♂️

@gofishh77 He’s the luckiest boy in the world

This is wild! Even before the crazy jump he has to suit up on the ledge. Just takes one wrong move. No thanks!