Frank Farter

@yoehh1234 I don’t know what came over me in that moment.

@yoehh1234 Damn nigga you single cause I’ll fuck a lil butt for that

Frenched toast and pattied sausage

@fossymossy2 Cobmom, cobdad, cobson

My sister got fucking pregnant again and she’s naming the kid Cobson.

I can’t believe the jews killed Sam Neill

@HowlingSilly0 Yeah if you read her name before you see her tits you’re a fag

Umm Marcella what?

@tekdekgem Yeah fr dude tell em

when a faggot replies to you with ok "username" as if you're bothered by the username you chose

@viberapist You mean your rapespawn?

what I do to my kids when leaving the grocery store after they were being little shits the entire time

Really need to smoke some cigs and drink some beers with my boys rn.

@bout2bustfr I once saw a guy vape pure ghost pepper oil. I imagine the effect would be similar.

wrapping my dick into a coil, hooking it up to a 12000mAh battery, and vaping it raw

@Howling_Nigger I never played Persona specifically cause of how weird the Persona niggas were.

Persona 3 turns 20 today. It’s one of those games that’s never really left me. The story, the characters, the music, it’s all stayed with me long after I finished it. I'm going to shoot myself (no evoker). If you’ve never played it, I seriously can’t recommend it enough.

There’s not a person in this world who could shoot a .50 cal without smiling.

@ManletThorin Dude is a dwarf and ya’ll are surprised he likes a little dirt? Gotta get muddy to find gold buckos

When the dirty panties got a brown spot in the front AND the back

@yoehh1234 Average dr seuss book beginning

I saw a Chinese guy get bucked by a bison at Yellowstone and an Indian fella get chased by a moose

I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted to winning

@yoehh1234 “All the fixins”… no beer in sight… curious…

Hotdog with all the fixins

I’m mourning Ren Faires today. They used to be cool and not gay.

The potential work bro just said he’s excited for The Odyssey and that it “looks really good”. This has to be a bit right? No one is this cucked IRL it’s just a bit

@yoehh1234 Hell yeah brothers

We are taking back the freedom to fart wherever we want

People larping mental illnesses is so funny to me. You’re just gay and want attention.