PÁRZÏVÀL II❄ ✳️

@michael_adeyeri Room for an intern ? (Beginner level learner with understanding of core concepts)

Hiring a Go SRE at Busha. Own observability, incident response, and infrastructure reliability. Used the LGTM(P) stack? Tell me what broke last, and how you fixed it. 📩 talent@michaeladeyeri.com

@powellruggedme @skyland815 Oh Alright

@Parzival_Snow @skyland815 i’ve not been active much. i just tweet once in a while

piercing my ear soon make her mind dey few months in 😂😂✋🏾

@powellruggedme @skyland815 A while sha

@powellruggedme @skyland815 Been a century since I last saw any post from you

@powellruggedme @skyland815 Ruggy

@skyland815 the way i pulled up with my belly button piercing. they should be glad i didn’t start with a tattoo 😂😂

Few people know this, but you can fundamentally buy crypto tokens during market downturns and sell them for exponentially higher prices later when the market is hot. #Investing #Skininthegame #Stopbitching #Areyouinitforthelovelfthegameoranextractor #Hormuz $mon $hype

@Deucesofweb3 You are the stranger in this situation

There’s a reason Toyota, Lexus and Hyundai have always been the go to brands in these terrains. Do not take car advice from strangers you met online.

@imghelpinghand interested

@hackSultan Bruuuuuh Mission impossible

You never downloaded a game that’s not your phone’s screen size. You can’t understand the evolution.

@Mofifoluwa4 Sore throat be like:

can't be getting down with a sore throat when I'm on call tomorrow ughh

Updates: if you insult me, I will send you to your village chief👂 👂 I had a flatmate back then in 2023… a very calm and reserved guy. We became close over time, contributing to the food together while I cooked. He had a girlfriend in Nigeria. I spoke to her a few times. At first, she wasn’t comfortable with me (understandable), but eventually we became distant friends, Still, something about her always felt off… Anytime we spoke, her focus was always on coming to the UK. She’d ask if the guy was seeing anyone here and say things like, “Im scared, if he starts seeing someone now, he would get carried away and I don’t want to get stuck here… I want to come asap.” That already told me where her head was at but not my business anyway🤷‍♀️ Meanwhile, my guy was deeply in love. You could see it in how he talked about her. Pure excitement, at some point, he begged me to teach him how to cook, he was literally making so much effort.. 10/10 guy but no be my spec so 🤷‍♀️🥱🥱 But mehn… this guy was really working HARD. Saving back to back, doing 1k ajo monthly, to bring her over. One day, my laptop got damaged so I borrowed his laptop, he has his whatsapp on his laptop. Out of Amebo, I opened it and I saw their chats. He told her he could support with 10 million and her family should handle the rest but she said her parents didn’t have much atm that he should sort everything and she promised to refund him when she’s settled.. that sounds like a business deal 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️, well I wasn’t having that but I just have to mind my business. You know when Konji is dealing with someone, they can make very questionable decisions… and it’s not like I could help his life so I understood him… Wait, I even introduced him to one of my single friends one time but Baba said he doesn’t want to cheat on his babe ( 😪😪) Later, he opened up to me that he wanted to sponsor her master’s for the May 2025 intake. I advised him that if you’re spending this much, at least marry her first and also protect yourself legally. But love no dey hear advice so 🤐 He said he couldn’t ask her to sign such a thing, that it sounds somehow.. ME: ha okay, baby shark dodododo cos his babe calls her baby🤷‍♀️ Eventually, he moved out of the house to a more comfortable place to prepare for her arrival. Long story short, our wife came, and my guy was so happy. They even came to visit me… everything looked perfect. Not long after, he found chats between her and her manager about going on a date but she said nothing happened. He believed her. ( upgraded mumu) Fast forward to March 2026, ojo buruku esu gba omi mu ( a bad day, devil collect water and drink 🫩🌚) he came home early from work… Reason: 👇 He was caught sleeping on duty so he was sent home, he said, he didn’t want to tell her over the phone so he just went home unannounced. On getting home, he met his lovely wife and the same manager in their datemonial bed. Out of anger, he punched the guy. Guess what? The same girl called the police on him. Now he’s dealing with assault and safeguarding issues. because of love and “investment.” But if he had invested in goats, by December he’d be making a profit… or at least helping his siblings relocate🤷‍♀️ That’s why I said… unless you’re mad 😭

@takuvate @mizzy_UI Sages

@Parzival_Snow @mizzy_UI Really, what's the name?

Still funnies me he was born in Ibadan what was his parents doing there ffs 😂😂😂

@takuvate @mizzy_UI You were on my team

@Parzival_Snow @mizzy_UI Yeahhh you too?

If you're like me and you're broke and can't afford to hire installers wey sabi wetin dem dey do, you'll have to learn the basics yourself. You can always design your system will and outsource the remaining parts at a lesser fee. Nobody expects you to hang solar panels yourself.

@takuvate @mizzy_UI You were at PQT, nice

@mizzy_UI I got to know this last week after attending a pub quiz

@JayShams 😂😂😂"a guy who was really passionate about movie piracy"

I had no idea Plex was a real company with so many employees. I thought it was just a guy who was really passionate about movie piracy.

@Nomaticcap @lfg_cap @citrini Analyst #3 definitely has to be from the UK

@lfg_cap @citrini 11 beers, what a specimen

Rahman Jago and Poco Lee are both going to perform Hey Jago on my next birthday as long as my oga gives me the permission to celebrate it in Naij.

Appreciation post for Deep Q Network

Before I left home for church yesterday afternoon, my son came to me with a problem he needed to solve. He wanted to connect a controller to his Mac to test the game he was building. We finally figured it out with a Nimbus SteelSeries I had bought for the Apple TV Arcade games. He “conned” me with that maneuver into getting him an Apple developer account for $99 a year. I was laughing as I left home. I had taken our cleaner who I discovered recently was the Cathechist of a local Catholic church to his own church in a neighborhood I had never been to in Togo. It was an eye-opening experience. I saw people living as we used to live in Nigeria some decades ago. This was another part of Africa we don't show online in the suburbs of a city. The boundary between rural and urban life. The thing that took my memory back to my early days in Nigeria was a shop selling granite and concrete grinding stones outside. I had not used one of those things since the 1980s. I was shocked that they were still being sold in a city with constant electricity. My first thought was, these are stone-age cooking implements still being used likely by another child at home in an Africa where my son was also able to build online games for the world. Then I remembered that I still had a small manual stone grinding mortar at home that I used for some meals like Afang. It was more traditional than stone age. It still bothered me though. The people who likely bought and used these things didn't so so out of choice but necessity. As I moved further, I saw bigger grinding mills that were engine-driven being sold. They were still crude and a far cry from my electric Ninja blender at home. The good thing was that they were locally engineered and manufactured. We at least moved forward a bit. The crazy thing is that while the electric blender is now very cheap at China Mall in Lome, these crude local grinding and food processing machines are more widely used because of the sheer demand for food and their durability. It took me into another rabbit hole again on what we need to build for the market. While my son was using an app called Blender at home to make animations and games, another kid who didn't have access to a blender would be using a grinding stone and both are still living in the same city. I started wondering how both could share experiences and context? Then it occurred to me that I was the bridge. I had experienced both worlds. I have used the grinding stone to cook and I helped build tech companies that have raised millions of dollars. I can help my son and also help the boy whose parents can only afford a grinding stone. I think I am now changing churches again and will be going with my kids to the my cleaner/cathechist’s church. I also need my kids to experience what life is like in most of Africa and not get lost into a virtual existence while being unaware of the reality all around them. Africa will grow and move forward but it will not do so until then grinding stone becomes largely replaced by the electric blender and then every kid has the opportunity to be able to build online with software tools like Blender.