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@lamecko07 @meshackmutie27 Apo umempiga 10 nil😂

@meshackmutie27 Kwani yye ni Simba na mimi ni Kuku?

Kunyonga is the worst thing to ever exist,iyo kitu ufanya life kua mbaya sana,negative energy like hunger,guilty,sadness and anxiety out of nowhere.Bad lacks will follow you everywhere.Alafu ata courage ya ku-approach madem upotea kabisaa .I stopped this 6 months now clean.

Muslim: We serve the same God. Me: Does Allah have a Son? Muslim: No… he doesn’t. Me: Okay… can Allah be called Father? Muslim: Uh… no, we don’t call him Father. Me: Alright, is your relationship with Allah like a father and child? Muslim: No… we are slaves, he’s the master. Me: Does Allah love unconditionally? Loves you first before you love him? Muslim: No… you have to love him first. His love is conditional. Me: Has Allah ever appeared to any of his prophets? Muslim: No, he doesn’t appear. Me: Has Allah ever spoken directly to any of his prophets? Muslim: No… he’s too great to speak to anyone. Me: Does Allah have a visible image? Muslim: No, he’s nothing like his creation. Me: Then whose image did he claim humans were made in? Muslim: … Me: Does Allah have a visible image? Muslim: No… Me: Perfect. Thanks for clarifying. So based on your own answers, we don’t serve the same God. My God is not limited, He allows us to call Him Father, He has a Son, He appeared, and He speaks. Allah can’t do any of that. So no, we do not worship the same God. Muslim: …We know this we just want to argue blindly.

@kage_ndo @grok explain

Farmers watatumaliza na whatever it is wanatumia kulima nyanya, ju tell me why nimekuwa na nyanya for 3+ weeks na haziozi. Ziko fresh kama vile zilikuwa day one. Leo ndio siku ya mwisho I am eating tomatoes. Unless nikizilima mwenyewe .

@alec2030 @254_icon @AIRTEL_KE Iko wapi kwa safaricom?

2GB at 50 bob!? I think hii ndio one of the great Airtel deals bana

@BTC88PUNTA_ .

I will be giving out my iPhone 16 promax to the comment that get zero likes 👍 in the next 3 days once I get my iPhone 17 promax

@Jisaskraist Follow, I follow back

Bro to bro: What are you doing to make money? Your comment will definitely help another bro in the comment section.

I still don’t get the concept behind life tbh, what are we here for exactly?

It took me 9 years to realise, and I will tell you in 2 minutes. 1. Don't tell them everything, even when you trust your close friends and family.

i’m still 18, but here’s a harsh truth i’ve already learned: nobody is coming to save you. your life is 100% your responsibility — every success, every failure, every moment you waste waiting for someone to give you a hand. 1. time is the most brutal teacher. it doesn’t care about your excuses. it doesn’t slow down when you’re lost. it just keeps moving, and if you don’t move with it, you get left behind. 2. money is everything. you can deny it, argue about it, but at the end of the day, money decides the quality of your life. those who say “money doesn’t matter” have never been broke. 3. without action, knowledge is useless. you can read every book, watch every podcast, but if you never execute, it’s just entertainment. 4. success comes in silence. tell people your goals, and they’ll laugh. show them results, and they’ll ask how you did it. 5. your circle will make or break you. stay around losers, you’ll become one. stay around winners, your whole life changes. and the biggest truth? most people live the same year 70 times and call it a life. don’t be most people.

@VictorMochere Money is everything.

Money is not everything, some rich people are praying to be poor, be contented with where you are.

@Jacques24492069 @cvndyx Wacheni mchezo na mfanye bidii bana😀

@cvndyx We've almost the same problem as a family over here,the second wife to grandpa,I'm telling you nothing moves,no progress whatsoever, we're so tired,to the point of giving up.i am following in the comments

How do you get rid of witchcraft? Mama fulani ameturogea familia and we’re not okay at all

@Nairobimotor @c_o_rosenberg @cvndyx Story za jaba hizi 😂

@c_o_rosenberg @cvndyx N ukifikiria ruto ndio amezubaa, think twice. Those guys are "well" protected. I got close to him during the campaign period, nywele zangu zote zili simama. Had the same feeling when raila came to a place I used to work.

@CPASammyjabbo @polo_kimanii Na salary ilikuwa ngapi per month?

@polo_kimanii Used to work at a supermarket in kiserian. Naingia 6.am natoka 9:45pm daily hata Sundays. Off days ni two days after umechapa two months bila break. Lunch break ni 15mins. I did that shit 2 months nikaacha. Slavery is real guys. I thank God I am my own boss now

Na vijana mjue vile iko,its very highly unlikely that you will not work in the same line of work as the course you did in university. Hakuendangi namna iyo,when you get out here you realize the world is not black and white. Na tuwache kulia lia maisha imekua ngumu,life is hard on everyone. Ata kijana ya Mulungu kwa ile kitabu ya john anasema Life has alot of troubles,but take heart. As a young man,between 22 and 32. These are your years of guesswork. Figuring out yourself,what works and what doesn’t. The confusion must be there,yani unakaa hivi ukiangalia maisha yako unaona niko na mchezo. You can even feel your parents are loosing faith in you. Siblings wote wanaletewa gifts wewe unaambiwa yako imesahaolika. But we must try,we must put ourselves out there Leo jaribu kuuza sim card,kesho uko kwa malorry mnadeliver tiles,kesho kutwa wewe ni salesman wa dawa ya meno. Kidogo kidogo uko kanisa unawatengezea graphics za Harambee,kidogo uko industrial area kampuni ya unbranded condoms,kidogo umeeka kinyozi mtaani,kidogo tena ukulima ocha unawaletea ngwace huku cbd. Before you even know it,one of these things will have worked out. But we must start somewhere Lakini msijaribu kazi ya supermarket,Woi! Akiamungu pale ni mateso. Kwanza kama Manager ni mkamba,hawa mhindi anawaambianga hataki kuona mtu amesimama. So now you,You have to be busy the whole day,sasa ata kama hakuna kazi unazunguka tu. Nyumbani unafikanga namna hii spinal cord inaanza kutoa moshi,you have been overworked like an egyptian slave with zero regards to your health. Hiyo kazi siwezi rudi,heri ata nikue mganga. One Term prezdent it is!!

@PaulArts07 @polo_kimanii Na salary ni ngapi per month?

@polo_kimanii Umenikumbusha 2017 pale powerstar supermarket canopy manager alikua mkamba kijana mmoja fala sana ankwambia simama kwa line na upanguze products zote na shelf Kazi ya supermarket ni hell on earth

May death locate me, I'm tired of life. I just want out, I'm exhausted!

when I tell you not to date single mothers, it is from my experience. I dated a single mom. I gave it my all. I left with nothing but regret. Here are lesson I learnt from that relationship (Every man must know this) .........

Are you 25 and still struggling with women? It's because you chase them a lot You are too nice to them You are always available They hate that. Let me teach you what no one told you about women (Men learn too🧵)…