Kikiriki

This took me like ten tries.

He had a long weekend of golfing and mocking the dead.

"A major story that probably doesn’t get talked about enough is the reality that the president of the United States is, well, out of his mind. You see it on display every single day." 1/

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Yessssss 😀

Just so beautiful.

This took me like ten tries.

@notcapnamerica, would you consider unblocking my alt, @Zylie? I have no idea why I was blocked, I've always enjoyed your tweets, and miss seeing them on my TL. 🙏

I still can’t believe someone stole my neighbors wind chimes tomorrow morning.

@EveryRightTo I mean...

How do you stay positive in such a negative world?

I think I've identified the main suspect, but I dunno, she just looks so innocent.

@Coolhtowngirl Hahahahahahahaha!!!! My first account, from 2007, turned into news and politics. I stopped fighting it, and made a happy, retro account. To be clear, I abandon either account when I'm irritated, usually for months on end.

Florida Easter bunnies are so... Florida. 😂

@WinterSomers Dude. There's 7 taco shops, 6 fast food places,3 Italian, 2 Thai, 4 Japanese and a Jamaican place within 5 blocks of my house and... Nope. 😂

Like to have a hamburger and a blizzard but hates to go out

@PinkyIsBlue Sometimes I'd ask him to go through the alphabet by naming pretty banal things like fruits or cities. I don't think he ever got past K. His brain just couldn't stop, so that boring, linear focus seemed to work.

@PinkyIsBlue My ex husband had insomnia, I never understood what it was like until I met him. My god it SUCKS. I'm so sorry. I'm like your husband in falling asleep very, VERY easily, and had no idea how much of a toll insomnia has on a person. Ugh, lady, I'm sorry.

How do people just sleep at night? It baffles me that my husband just falls asleep and im just laying awake for sometimes hours no matter how tired i am.

I want to look like this dude (a Florida Snapping Turtle/Tolkien-creation) when I'm his age.

Ha! 🤗