
Pastafari 🆖
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Pastafari 🆖
@Pastafari4
Norwegian 🇳🇴 Spanner in the works. Former Swampian. Social-liberal and contrarian. Dab dab (Praise Kirby) Tabletop voice actor (I guess).
Norway Katılım Kasım 2018
407 Takip Edilen59 Takipçiler

@TheVandelay @TBon456 @idiotsyncratic0 Legit, I've been waiting for something like that since Pokemon 4Ever
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@TBon456 @idiotsyncratic0 This is why we need Legends Johto to finally see this story
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She been hexing his ass for decades


Lesbian Shadow@shadowesbian
im so tired of seeing hetslop what are your hetgem otps?,?
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@KimIversenShow If anything, at least propoganda for Europe joininf the war. Russia has nukes too, and we're (Europe) in range. Honestly, it'a more detrimental if we join the war
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@LilithLovett This war's only legacy is gonna be destruction and weakening the brewing uprising in Iran
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@KobeissiLetter Legit just hurt the brewing movement in Iran for regime change
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BREAKING: More details emerge on a potential peace deal between the US and Iran, per Axios.
Details include:
1. US officials say there could be "room to negotiate" over returning frozen assets to Iran
2. "They call it reparations. Maybe we call it return of frozen money," the official said
3. US says any deal to end the war would need to include the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, address Iran's stockpile of highly enriched uranium, and also establish a long-term agreement on Iran's nuclear program, ballistic missiles and support for proxies in the region
4. Iranian demands include a ceasefire, guarantees that the war will not resume in the future, and compensation
We expect an eventful week ahead.
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@Cranberryscause It's like the CCCP calling out the evils of Nazi Germany
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Fuck off the Tau are fascist as fuck themselves lol
Shas'la Kais@shas_kais
This revelation further fuels my desire to see Ultramar crushed beneath the hooves of the T'au Empire. For the sake of liberty, justice, and true enlightenment, the T'au'va will not tolerate fascism on its borders. (Credit to the artist for this neat art, whoever they are)
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@dyingscribe Easy, he modded reality to work like Skyrim then took a screenshot
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How did you take this picture?
naz꩜@afyonsucukdream
YAŞLI Bİ AMCA GELDİ ALIŞVERİŞ YAPTI İYİ BAYRAMLAR AMCA DİYİNCE GERİ DÖNÜP SANA DA İYİ BAYRAMLAR GÜZEL KIZIM DİYİP BUNU VERDİ😭😭😭😭
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🚨 You Mean to Tell Me Iran Lied?!
February 25, 2026 — “We are not developing long-range missiles… we have intentionally limited the range to below 2,000 kilometers” — Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi (via IRNA).
March 20, 2026 — Iran launches two intermediate-range ballistic missiles at the joint U.S.-U.K. military base on Diego Garcia, approximately 4,000 kilometers away (Wall Street Journal, citing U.S. officials). Neither missile struck the target—one failed mid-flight, and a U.S. warship fired an SM-3 interceptor at the other—but the attempt reveals capabilities far exceeding Iran's publicly declared limit.
Guess what else is roughly 4,000 (4,400) kilometers from Iran?
London.


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@mask_bastard Easily remedied by actually leaving the internet and not just whining you will
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@NinTextual Corviknight: "What a lovely neighbourhood-"
Tinkaton: "You got 5 minutes. Get outta here"
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@JustinWhang @WhiteHouse I DON'T KNOW WHY, STILL NO GAMES ON THE PS5
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@odahaukaas @espenteigen Teater hvor hovedrollen ikke har øvd på stykket
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@homuhomumumura Ukranians and Russians are more vikings, cause at least there were Varangians there, and the history with Rurik
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Jeg må innrømme at jeg satt igjen med en ganske ubehagelig følelse etter å ha sett kronprinsparets intervju.
Jeg forstår at de står i en svært krevende situasjon, og at det enorme medietrykket må oppleves belastende. Det er det ingen tvil om.
Likevel oppleves ikke dette som et intervju der man faktisk legger seg flat.
Jeg sitter heller igjen med et inntrykk av ansvarsfraskrivelse, og en offerposisjon fra Mette-Marit som skurrer med forsøket på å fremstå åpen og ærlig.
Det er også flere ting som ikke helt henger sammen, og det gjør det vanskelig å oppleve det som genuint.
Jeg savnet et ordentlig unnskyld. Ikke bare til de berørte eller til kongefamilien, men til det norske folk.

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@drinkerparadox @mikkelickski Virker som det er det Kronsprinsparet satser på, ja
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@mikkelickski Epstinessen har klart å grave seg ut av en vanskelig sak.. blir snart glemt som covid, strømkrisen og alle andre saker
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