Pastaroon

How it feels when my grandma tells me not to point a gun at her with the safety off

Men: yeah thats pretty cool Women: yeah thats pretty cool Nonbinary people: yeah thats pretty cool Binary people: 01001011 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 01010011 01000101 01001100 01000110 👾👾👾💾💾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾🖥🖥🖱💾💾❌️❌️

Thanks man

This is so funny man youre a legend

@AirwreckAntonio @ManMilk2 Not for long

@ManMilk2 Put apex in front and you’re cooking

"Yeah uhhh... I'd like a water please, extra wet"

"Oh boy I wish I had something to put in between my two beloved bread buns" The humble sausage:

The amalgation of rats pretending to be my therapist in a trench coat: It'll be okay after all youre the big cheese

@plourples @xX_phlox_360

Actual veterinarian here, I’m extremely upset this tweet has gotten so much attention. This procedure is actually used when the hamsters life has reached its end, the laser in question explodes the hamster in a million pieces. Do your fucking research people

@mistercrotch Is that talking bens blood or yours

Never talk down to me again Talking ben.

Me when the homeless guy asks for a dollar

@GreenTextRepost @FaIcomaster3000 If you guys want more banger tweets like these follow me ‼️‼️‼️

Submission by @FaIcomaster3000

@ImTonkwii @imliyrwltadby Bro you are not getting the sauce 😭

@imliyrwltadby Who is that woman

"Yeah I'm a serial killer how'd you know?"

A horse walks into a stable: "wait this isnt a bar"

Whats the difference between a US flag ane pride flag? Idk imnb blindaoqh

@r3d_real @mike27356894 @EverythingOOC I will have to balance the universe out by breaking a puppy's spine sorry :(

@mike27356894 @EverythingOOC hey mike, thank you so much for giving me 10 million dollars for my sick puppy’s surgery, i really appreciate it!

thought that was the parody account 😭😭😭

@RespectfulMemes I read this horribly wrong and thought this was an incest post