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@ChrisCowlin @Ramon_Vega71 If there was one person that should never utter a single word about Tottenham ever again, it’s Ramon Vega.

@WestHam_Central Because you wish it was true doesn’t actually make it true.

It's the fact that nobody thinks they will go down that will make it so so much sweeter if they do. Come on, West Ham, get it together!

@Billie_T He’s definitely available.

Imagine you go into a coma after celebrating the Europa league win too hard. You wake up 10 months later and see this. What you doing?

@Billie_T Skywalk. No harness.

@henrywinter @alexfrombristol Tweet has aged like milk.

If/when Spurs fans get over the Arsenal connection they will appreciate what a terrific appointment Vinai is. I know him well. He genuinely cares about fans’ issues and acts on them. He cares about the unity of a club - and Spurs need that. He’s super-bright but has no ego #THFC

@ywomendeservles Fake

@MikeKeegan_DM @Paul_Newman66 On what basis?

Can’t get the next one wrong. I’d have Ange back in a heartbeat.

@SpursOfficial End of an error

We can confirm that it has been mutually agreed for Head Coach Igor Tudor to leave the Club with immediate effect. Tomislav Rogic and Riccardo Ragnacci have also left their respective roles of Goalkeeping Coach and Physical Coach. We thank Igor, Tomislav and Riccardo for their efforts during the past six weeks, in which they worked tirelessly. We also acknowledge the bereavement that Igor has recently suffered and send our support to him and his family at this difficult time. An update on a new Head Coach will be provided in due course.

@In_Christ_Al0ne @SwearingKids Fuck off

@SwearingKids Pro tip: Don't use vulgarity or allow it around your impressionable children. Do better.

It's the WEEKEND so here's a compilation of #SwearingKids

@JLTPoetry @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo

@PatBosto @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Khelif is a woman. Boxing other women. In sanctioned matches. You’re just a misogynist.

Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.

FYI, Crystal Crispín has always been my favourite uncle.

@JLTPoetry @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Better than enabling people to beat up women. You lost. Unlucky

@PatBosto @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Rad a book? Hire a tutor. It isn’t my job to educate you and correct your terrible grammar.

@JLTPoetry @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Rad a book, female abuse enabler.

@PatBosto @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo What about it, random generic bigot?

@JLTPoetry @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Testosterone, you fucking idiot

@PatBosto @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Bigots: “We want people in their own biological categories.” Me: “Okay, so trans men can now compete with biological women.” Bigots: “No, this wasn’t about biology, it was about restricting freedoms from all trans people.” So… bad faith argument you got there.

@JLTPoetry @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo You are criminally thick

@JeremyVineOn5 @cladoon72 @sebastiansalek @theJeremyVine If it makes no difference, why doesn’t it work the other way?

"I'm actually quite offended by the term 'cis' for a start." @cladoon72 responds to @sebastiansalek who says the olympic ban on transgender women in women's events is just another way to demonise trans people. @theJeremyVine | #JeremyVine

@KirstiMiller30 @CJL13DEE @JeremyVineOn5 @iocmedia Liar

None The @iocmedia are believing pseudoscience and breaching international human rights laws by implementing this policy. Even the geneticist that discovered the SRY gene is embarrassed they are using this gene to determine either sex or athletic performance. insidethegames.biz/articles/karka… These tests are actually illegal in many countries. Australian law makes these regulations illegal on several grounds. & The performance science does not support a blanket ban. The @UIC admitted recently in a Brussels court that they did not have the evidence to show trans women on GAHT have a performance advantage over non trans women. google.com/url?sa=i&sourc… (Brand New Research Supports Inclusion)~ systematic review with meta-analysis ‘the most comprehensive’ synthesis to date (52 studies & 6485 participants) found trans women do not exhibit significant differences in upper or lower body strength or max oxygen consumption relative to c1s women. bjsm.bmj.com/content/60/3/1… These regulations won't last 5 minutes in an Australian or European human rights court. Advantage cannot be assumed. There are over 250 genetic variations among athletes that can enhance athletic performance. In the academic literature these genetic variations are referred to as “performance enhancing polymorphisms” or “PEPs.” A PEP is a variation in the DNA sequence that is associated with improved athletic performance. For example, variations in mitrochondrial DNA have been associated with greater endurance capacity and greater mitochondrial density in muscles. Other PEPs are associated with blood flow or muscle structure. These variations have proven to have a significant impact on athletic ability, unlike the SRY Gene, bone or lung size or endogenous testosterone levels in transgender or intersex women I am talking to legal council now. I feel a duty to prove the @iocmedia wrong. sbs.com.au/news/article/a…

Is it right to ban trans women from the Olympics? Transgender women will be banned from competing in female events at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and beyond. They says this is to protect ‘fairness and safety’. What do you think of this?

@JeremyVineOn5 Yes. End of discussion.

@FloraFurriluz @hriengaalkn @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Enabler,

@PatBosto @hriengaalkn @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Just can it.

@hriengaalkn @jk_rowling @DannyWxo You enjoy women getting hit by men. Shame on you

@jk_rowling @DannyWxo They are women Jo. And now thanks to you anyone flagged in the female division as “not being woman enough” will be forced to under go invasive examinations that have already been proven to be inhumane and not relevant. I know you think it’s “just a cheek swab” but what do you

@JLTPoetry @elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo They won’t pass the drug tests so unlucky

@elimanningrules @jk_rowling @DannyWxo Women also have Adams apples though. Anyone who doesn’t have an Adams Apple doesn’t have a larynx. I’m fine with the sports thing so long as you promise not to complain when trans men begin competing against women.