Old Pat

@TheRealMegalito jury duty is easy to avoid. just go to the shitty neighbours place, punch them in the head, then skip jury duty because you have a broken hand.

This mornings to-do list: Task 1: Catch the lying ass neighbor lady on video Task 2: Call and try to get out of jury duty Plato would understand.

My guess is, someone has written a very poor filter for banning people who use a certain word and/or that’s been combined with an LLM! Which is insane because Twitter doesn’t ban people for using racist words but if we mention a certain cyber word begging with e and ending with t, people appear to be getting automatically banned. As someone who pays a subscription for twitter, that’s not a very good customer experience. @nikitabier @Safety @Support

@DustinPoirier haha 😂

King Kong The Vanilla Gorilla

@sueytweets cute

Feeling fresh with my new hairdo 💇‍♀️

@IKuntrol Only if I get the bugger back.

Hey can I borrow your lighter?

@chonchosworld killer

💪🏼🏉

@therapy_bites Talk about me, but don't let me reply? Pathetic.

@therapy_bites talks a big game, but doesn't actually let me speak. What a man...

@therapy_bites in Australia, the word cunt is a term of endearment. google that.

Sleaford mods tonight.

@ArchEnemy33 @flea333 Eejit.

Drug abuse is very popular

@Steph7isBlessed Interesting little car. Ridiculously fast, no doubt.

Race time! 🏁

@NBPTROCKS real music for real people

NYC Rock Music

Please say it ain’t so.

@AllenSc32597533 youtu.be/FzfVLVtPlzQ?si…

@ZDaivson chocolate

I’ll start….. Sweetcorn😵‍💫

@UK_Daniel_Card with magic

I run my own business. Tell me how AI attackers are going to own me…. Please do 🤣

@20th_Centurygal Motorhead.

Who’s the loudest band you’ve ever seen live?