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@jon_d_doe Una still dey fight the battle of marrying prostitutes for here? 😂😂

"Virgin or nothing". But you dey fuck almost every weekend. And with different girls. And no be say na oloshos you dey fuck ooo. If you like, say you no follow for the men. E no mean say other men no dey fuck your future wife. End.

@HazamaMain @michael_mrob13

@michael_mrob13 Proof that this was in woman of tomorrow? Because it wasn’t in any Supergirl comic I read before that I can recall

Krypto gets shot and poisoned in ‘SUPERGIRL’. “He has 3 days…”

@Savager283 @RadicalJimmah The Flash? 😂😂

@RadicalJimmah They can phase through anything and they're faster than the flash and quicksilver combine 😂 They're fvcking powerful

Do people not understand the powers of The silver surfer?

This lingo thing is so forced 😤

Your assertion as to why the story is stupid is pretty weak. It is more interesting to note that he is Omnipresent so he was aware that they will eat the fruit even before he created them. It's like giving nursery school students engineering maths and expect them to pass.

@_OKJ__ Your assertion as to why the story is stupid is pretty weak. It is more interesting to note that he is Omnipresent so he was aware that they will eat the fruit even before he created them. It's like giving nursery school students engineering maths and expect them to pass.

The story of the fall in the garden of eden is an incredibly stupid story. It’s like a father who puts their child in a room with a venomous snake, then tells the child not to touch or go near the snake, knowing fully well that the child has absolutely no understanding of the consequences of touching the snake and then seriously punishing the child and all the child’s descendants that have absolutely nothing to do with the initial event, for being bitten by the snake. And then calling the father all loving and good. No story ever written is more stupid.

@Temitayo_UNCRTN @Nsukka_okpa DC doesn't have the rights to feature static shock in any movie or TV show

@Nsukka_okpa If DC did static shock They actually might A teenager with powers??? And he’s black But they won’t, they’ll rather do another Batman movie

DC will never reach this levels.

@skood009 @ChuksEricE Is this not the unmerited favour christians always pray for.

Pastor Muoka should look into these testimonies if they are truly given in his church. God cannot be mocked. How can someone say they didn’t pay rent and claim it is God’s doing, while owing a landlord and depriving them of their legitimate right? Has God suddenly become heartless and wicked that someone builds a house and God makes a tenant stop paying rent?

“My shop rent was supposed to be ₦250,000, but after putting a Lord's Chosen sticker in front of my shop, since then I have not paid a dime.”👀 —Chosen members narrates how she avoided paying rent for years after placing the church sticker on her shop

@ThatKhelly @4vataruniverse there was no way to transport out of the prison, ty-lee didn't know but May knew, and that's why May was hesitant to fight.

@4vataruniverse But I didn’t like this part because May and Tylee could take ‘em all out but why didn’t they?

Ty Lee chi-blocking Azula

@BnBTechHub @jon_d_doe You shouldn't worry yourself, reality is different. The motive of the post to enable men turn their eyes towards 30+ side chicks in the community.

I do not agree completely with this. It is not always true. Life happens irrespective of age bracket. E come be like all unmarried 35+ men are evil, including myself. And those below 34 who are married all good men. What kind of pressure is this for God's sake? Funny enough, you know that whatever narrative you push for women is what they'll run with. Now, watch out how they'll start shaming and demonizing 35+ men because social media said they're not worth being in a relationship with or married to. We are only ending up creating more problems each day.

For most 35+ single men that want to marry below 25s women, this is what they do. Save up a couple of millions, use it to entice the young women. Make them think that there is plenty somewhere. Then marry them quickly, & start having children in rapid succession. Then they relax & start showing their true color. Money no dey flow again like before. And they would start to force their wives to work and bring money too. Otherwise, hunger go catch them. That is when you'd see that your sister that thought that she married an "odogwu" calling you to beg for money. 10 years later, she'll start to have Grey hairs in her 30s, & wrinkles below her eyes. Then her husband would be doing: "I am the man, if I can't provide, can't she provide?" "Does she want me to die?" "Are there no women that are also providing for their homes?" Most of you can relate to what I have said here. If not you directly, you know at least one married woman that is experiencing this. She could either be your friend, cousin, sister, colleague or neighbor. Except you want to lie to yourselves. End.

@jon_d_doe 30+ women go just dey happy now. Some weak 35+ men go succumb to pick one 30+ baggage now.

80% of those women will become providers before they turn 40. That's the salient reason most of those men are marrying them. Not because they're younger, or because they have low body counts, or their totos are tighter. Not even because most are virgins. End.

@Dre_DDre @declasiqstudio_ Do you still believe that you have freewill after God have created you the way he wants?

@declasiqstudio_ What does that have to do with people that fake their illness just to get paid by a pastor, also God created us the way he want same way if you have shoe you can chose to polish it or not we are not the owner of our existence

@Cryptobuddiee @doctorwalesmd she'll either kiss mako, bolin or asanmi. it depends on whose shoulder is available at the moment. whoring is her strong suit.

@doctorwalesmd Kora go just de throw hand like say na pro bending match. Very boring character. After that one she'll run and kiss Mako🥲😭😭.

“Aang is not built for close combat” You Korra people will stop at nothing. Eat this. And that aura farming by Aang at the end after beating Zuko settles it. Aang is not Korra’s mate in combat. Not now, not ever.

@jon_d_doe If you leave when you don't have the means, anything you see you go manage am.

The right time to move out of your parents' home, is when you begin to realise that both of them know what they're doing. As a grown adult, you're making your parents uncomfortable in their home, if they see you everyday. Leave them alone, & go build your life legitimately. They'll appreciate you better. Especially if you're a man. Women have a longer grace period in their parents' home, than men. At 26 max, your parents should not be feeding or clothing you. If your parents are still feeding and clothing you at that age, you'd make them lose hope in you. It doesn't matter if your parents are wealthy or rich. You have become a liability to them. Do not be surprised or feel envious, if they begin to show more regards to that child that is trying to make a legitimate living for himself or herself, than they're showing to you. That's how life works. Make good use of the opportunity that your parents are providing for you, as much as they can. If they're no longer capable of providing, you're now an adult. Go and struggle and make a name or living for yourself. The maximum financial responsibility that your parents are obligated to provide for you, is your university education. But it's not always the case. Some parents could or may not be able to afford to send you to the university. But as long as you're an adult, you must take your destiny into your hands, and depend on their blessings. Some of your parents had no university education. They've done the best that they could. If you keep wallowing in pains, anger, and regrets of being born by them, you'll not go anywhere. And you'd only earn your respect, if you do better than them, or you're making them proud even if you're not better than them. End.

@jon_d_doe I will not listen.

Dear single men that are almost 30 or in your 30s. Leave under 25 girls alone. Especially those ones that depend on you for survival. They'll cheat on you in excess. The above 25s are more responsible & wouldn't want to ruin their relationships. But you'll not listen. End.

@_falsi1ke Every animal have their own Adam and Eve 😂😂😂

Why Do Animals Feel Pain While Giving Birth ? Did they partake in eating the forbidden fruit ?

@GodstimeAtas Trump is real with proof. Jesus is only real in their heads

This is barbaric. But why does Jesus always turn a blind eye to the suffering of his followers. The followers in turn will start calling on Trump to come rescue them.

If God has a predetermined plan, prayer is useless. If prayer can change God’s mind, God is not immutable or all-knowing. A deity that alters its "perfect" will based on human persuasion is a deity that was wrong in the first place.

@BlessedGirl001 Even the woman that houses her husband will always receive stray bullets from other women

This take is COMPLETELY FLAWED!! Culturally, It is expedient that every full grown adult male at least should; 1. Have a stable source of income 2. Have a roof over his head (whether rented or owned) If you can afford the financial wherewithal to wife a woman, why can't you afford a roof over your head?? So after you marry your wife it is her house you want to move into?? And you think your in-laws will Respect you?? I guarantee you, you have no say in that house on certain sensitive matters. There are matters you just have to remove "Love" from the picture and employ critical thinking — This is just common sense & you of all people should know better. Even you yourself, you have a roof over your head, whenever you decide to get married, you bring your lady into your home. But you're here advising that your fellow man should move into his wife's house after marriage. Women are ruthless and brutal with words especially when they're angry, they say things that puncture your ego unapologetically. You can't say anything in your defense because you're living under her roof. You are free to argue all you want ooo but when reality starts happening you'll understand that a woman is still a woman regardless of how sweet you think she is.

@timberlamba @jon_d_doe "I no go fit sit-down dey do nothing for my husband house" is very common

@jon_d_doe yes everyone does. but i have seen and heard cases where the wife felt very offended cus the husband told his friend that he’s the one feeding and buying even the littlest thing in the house.

"What will my wife be doing with her money? My income & hers, is one". But if your wife tells the world that she's also feeding you, also paying the rent and school fees, you'll feel insulted. Is there any wife that feels insulted when her husband says he's feeding her? End.