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COMMUNICADO OFFICAL: I regret to report that last night, at an esteemed karaoke establishment in Kampala, Uganda, The Arsenal- Hot Stuff was unavailable. @Keir_Starmer, this is a matter of the gravest diplomatic urgency. I await instruction @FCDOGovUK youtu.be/e1VejyxM9yc?si…

When I had my Confirmation I chose the name Martin all because of Martin Keown.

@TonyEvans92a Thanks Tony you’re a gent

Written last month but it stands today. I'm delighted Arsenal have won the title at Man City's expense. And you know what? I hope they beat PSG. State sponsored teams are an existential threat to football. Up the Arse! tonyevans92a.substack.com/p/today-is-a-g…

Manchesterism has been defeated.

What did you think Starmerism meant? vibes? papers? essays?

Last night felt like the Arab Spring

@Giofaire @Odegaard Yep yep yep. Keep it upright. No Henderson rubbish. Sending multiple TA clips tomorrow morning

Proper trophy lift please @Odegaard

@GordonMcKeeMP @Arsenal Thank you Gordon you’re a gent

I’m in North London tonight and it feels like England have won the World Cup! Horns, cheering, people hugging on the street. There’s very few things like football. Beautiful to see. Well done @Arsenal

@MisterWenger I’ve seen some fireworks go off over Muswell Hill. I’m chasing after them like I’m chasing a rainbow

Pouring one out for Alex49200 tonight, he’d have adored this.

22 long years for the Arsenal. But finally, we’re back where we belong. Champions!

I love my building’s WhatsApp group

I feel like a new man.

Well done to Ollie Holt, a proper scribe, for having the bottle to go over the top with the story they’ve all had for weeks. He’s shown up the influencer football journalists who post stories 25 minutes before they go on the club website.

Not today

Please respect the High Performance Pintmen.

@NotEvenWounded A stopped clock but he saved us from a disaster of a contract

@PatchJS Never thought you were an Unai sympathiser

I love Aaron Ramsey but it’s fair to say recollections may vary.

Burnham as PM is likely to lead to the watering down of any punishment for Man City. #SaveStarmer

Can I just say I don’t give a flying fuck that Arsenal staff have to pay for their own travel 👍🏻

They don’t have enough camera angles for VAR up there. How do they only have one angle of an incident in the penalty box for an on the ball incident?

My god