Patch Notes Out Of Context

Never underestimate the high quality of Magic set Release Note humor. #WotCStaff (I will guess this is @WotC_Matt's work.)

In the 7.29b patch the Elder Titan Earth Splitter delay is reduced to (an approximation of) e seconds. Haha.

@tslycha @pcgamer @PatchNotesOOC No reason shared, but Apple and Google both settled on hospital emojis with a hollow red cross instead of a solid one in the past few years 🏥 emojipedia.org/hospital/

I need this update in my life redd.it/mm1vqu #dota2

The strangest patch notes of 2018: growing penises, mean Popes, and plenty of Dwarf Fortress buff.ly/2VdDqWB

love how incoherent these patch notes are out of context

extremely good out of context patch note for the 1.5 stardew valley update