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Obviously Not Mahomes II

@PatekMahomes

Obviously not the real Patrick Mahomes • NFL Parody • Better than PFF • I know more ball than you • Alteryx+automation expert • Your guy is “if-Man”

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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
No better litmus for Bills fans IQ than the 13 Seconds Game >Josh scores 36 on a mid Chiefs defense: WOW Josh is a superhero, that’s a legendary performance!!! >Mahomes scores 42 on the Bills #1 Defense: Bills defense sucks and Josh outplayed him! >Chiefs DBs completely fall down TWICE, allowing 14 free points from busted-coverage TDs: Josh had to ball out all night, Mahomes has the luxury to trust his defense! >Mahomes steals 3 points by driving 50 yards in 10 seconds: Mahomes did nothing special, McDermott just choked! And of course Butker made it, Mahomes always gets bailed out by kickers and defense. >Butker missed 2 kicks earlier that game, leaving 4 points off the board in a game that went to OT: Crickets… 🦗
Daily Chiefs@Daily_Chiefs_

In case you haven’t figured it out by now from Buffalo fans… When Mahomes beats Allen: 1) Mahomes gets NO credit. 2) Bills defense gets ALL the blame. 3) Allen gets ALL of the credit. 4) Chiefs defense gets NO blame. And they act like we should take their opinion seriously 😂

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Jack Raines@Jack_Raines·
Tom Brady’s total aura collapse in retirement needs to be studied.
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Savage@Savageboston·
Honestly you gotta separate Tom Brady the former player from Tom Brady the person. Cold and calculating killer on the field. But his post playing career is awkward, lame and honestly confusing. Doing anything for the next sponsorship. Just odd.
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
No better litmus for Bills fans IQ than the 13 Seconds Game >Josh scores 36 on a mid Chiefs defense: WOW Josh is a superhero, that’s a legendary performance!!! >Mahomes scores 42 on the Bills #1 Defense: Bills defense sucks and Josh outplayed him! >Chiefs DBs completely fall down TWICE, allowing 14 free points from busted-coverage TDs: Josh had to ball out all night, Mahomes has the luxury to trust his defense! >Mahomes steals 3 points by driving 50 yards in 10 seconds: Mahomes did nothing special, McDermott just choked! And of course Butker made it, Mahomes always gets bailed out by kickers and defense. >Butker missed 2 kicks earlier that game, leaving 4 points off the board in a game that went to OT: Crickets… 🦗
Daily Chiefs@Daily_Chiefs_

In case you haven’t figured it out by now from Buffalo fans… When Mahomes beats Allen: 1) Mahomes gets NO credit. 2) Bills defense gets ALL the blame. 3) Allen gets ALL of the credit. 4) Chiefs defense gets NO blame. And they act like we should take their opinion seriously 😂

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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
Bills fans really reported me to Elon for ‘impersonation’ over this tweet… just like they cry for rule changes whenever Josh loses 😭😭 Too bad it didn’t do shit lmaooo WE HERE
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes

No better litmus for Bills fans IQ than the 13 Seconds Game >Josh scores 36 on a mid Chiefs defense: WOW Josh is a superhero, that’s a legendary performance!!! >Mahomes scores 42 on the Bills #1 Defense: Bills defense sucks and Josh outplayed him! >Chiefs DBs completely fall down TWICE, allowing 14 free points from busted-coverage TDs: Josh had to ball out all night, Mahomes has the luxury to trust his defense! >Mahomes steals 3 points by driving 50 yards in 10 seconds: Mahomes did nothing special, McDermott just choked! And of course Butker made it, Mahomes always gets bailed out by kickers and defense. >Butker missed 2 kicks earlier that game, leaving 4 points off the board in a game that went to OT: Crickets… 🦗

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N Spo@SpodaddyJr·
@PatekMahomes @stl_chiefs @Janson2323 Correction, men with fathers don’t spend money and time on a free app trying to troll Bills fans. Explains why he’s not around anymore
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@SpodaddyJr @stl_chiefs @Janson2323 Chill bro I apologized! I didn’t know the game was everything to you. Now u in ur feelings screenshotting me over a clear INT, ruled an INT, reviewed in slo mo and confirmed an INT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@EdOverRay @Janson2323 Right, bc I could’ve just left it at “that’s the greatest game I’ve ever seen, shame one guy had to lose.” But when Bills fans constantly take shots at Mahomes and say Allen outplayed him and Mahomes got lucky, nah we not letting that slide.
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N Spo@SpodaddyJr·
@PatekMahomes @Janson2323 Of course it is, not like they gave up 24 and 33 just last year. Ya know while Patty was at home
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@nolefan25 Please, we gifted yall 14 free points. Bills caught breaks all game and u STILL have no shame in whining 😭
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nolefan25@nolefan25·
@PatekMahomes my bad bro this picture should illustrate mcdermotts absolute genius scheme and the mountain mahomes had to climb
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@SpodaddyJr @Janson2323 This is just a Mahomes stat lmaooo 😂 Buffalos playoff defense allows just 21ppg when not facing Mahomes (11 games). Mahomes averages 35ppg vs Bills in the playoffs. Hmmmm I wonder who made their “points allowed in playoff losses” so high….
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@nolefan25 Perfect illustration of my point in real time. Mahomes scores 42: defense collapses, coach’s fault. Allen scores 36: omg he’s Jesus in cleats
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@bellisbombs Respect to a fair Bills fan. Allen is a great player, he’s just been unfortunate to run into Mahomes 4x. A different era and he might be all by himself at the top.
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Bellinger Enthusiast@bellisbombs·
@PatekMahomes I feel like thats not what most of us try to do. Mahomes greatness is universally recognized, and has outperformed Allen in 3/4 of their meetings. Just because Mahomes plays better than Allen, doesn't mean Allen wasn't perfect or near to.
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@Janson2323 No, it makes your point moot. Both defenses were leaving guys wide open and getting toasted. But we only ever hear about poor Allen’s defenses being bad (because Mahomes overcomes it so nobody remembers)
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@Janson2323 @JeffEads1316126 You’re talking about the same game they a got a Mecole Hardman fumble thru the end zone? Lmao. Shameless. Without that play from the Bills defense, that games a blowout and Josh pissing down his leg the final drive is moot.
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Janson
Janson@Janson2323·
@JeffEads1316126 @PatekMahomes I love when people bring up his miss to Shakir. He didn’t miss. Chris Jones, your HoF defender, beat his man and disrupted Allen’s throwing motion. Another example of Pat not having to do it all himself. Not once has the Bills D done that in a final drive.
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Obviously Not Mahomes II@PatekMahomes·
@mendezbuscos @Janson2323 Yeah this is so funny bruh Tyreek just toasted their whole secondary the prior drive. Like what do u want McDermott to call? Damned either way. Tyreek houses another slant and these same dudes would be bitching at him for NOT playing prevent 😂😂😂
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D Mendez
D Mendez@mendezbuscos·
@Janson2323 @PatekMahomes What defense were they in? What would you have called? Sometimes the other team makes more plays.
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