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🇮🇳 यदा यदा हि धर्मस्य ग्लानिर्भवति भारत अभ्युत्थानमधर्मस्य तदात्मानं सृजाम्यहम् परित्राणाय साधूनां विनाशाय च दुष्कृताम् धर्मसंस्थापनार्थाय सम्भवामि युगे युगे।

Katılım Temmuz 2016
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@mohitlaws Meloni: Good to see you again. Modi: Hahaha. You see Instagram? Meloni: We are very famous on Instagram. Modi: Did you see congressi rats meltdown? Meloni: Yes Yes and it was mind-blowing. Pussy cat is crying about Melody's conversation at the G7 summit. 😭😭😭😭
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Mohit Chauhan@mohitlaws·
Meloni: Good to see you again. Modi: Hahaha. You see Instagram? Meloni: We are very famous on Instagram Blud is talking about reels at the G7 summit. 😭😭😭😭
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@CommonBS786OM AI Paxsatni Bittu Sharma's reaction
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BITTU SHARMA- ‏بٹو شرما
नरेंद्र मोदी Switzerland के Geneva पहुँचे वहां उतरते जो उन्होंने किया, वो देख लीजिये 1- सबसे उतरते ही सबसे पहले वाले के जबरदस्ती गले पड़ना चाहा 2- दूसरी वाली के हाथ की झंजोड़ दिया, उसने मुश्किल से पीछा छुड़ाया 3- तीसरे वाले के हाथ को इतना ज़ोर से हिलाया कि वो रोने जैसा हो गया था 4- चौथे वाले ने इन सबका हाल देखकर नमस्कार ही कर डाला दूर से. बाकी सदस्य इस दृश्य को देखकर हाथ मिलाने का भूल ही गए होंगे. ये थीं वेलकम स्टोरी ऑफ़ मोदीजी.. आपको कुछ अलग लगा हो तो बताओ?? वीडियो क्रेडिट @ANI
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Congressi IT cell LGBTQ people when they see global leaders meeting Modiji.
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Anywhere Modiji goes, Congressi raccoons and lezards follow him like they follow their pussy cat Rahul Gandhi. Masterstroke🔥
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@RoshanKrRaii Don't you hold Rahul's Gandhi's dick using your both hands before putting in your mouth?
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Roshan Rai@RoshanKrRaii·
The most hilarious part about this award is that Modi himself is holding it from both hands while the man presenting it is hardly touching it 😭😭
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@mohitlaws Rahul Gandhi's pussy cat doesn't have any idea that Modiji has already reprimanded trump. Wake up pussy cat and drink coffee.
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Mohit Chauhan@mohitlaws·
This man is laughing with the killers of Indians. Congratulations to LoP Rahul Gandhi for becoming India’s Prime Minister in 2029. No one can stop him now.
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Aura of Amit Shah 🔥
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@ssrajputINC Has anything written in the book? Or the book is empty like Rahul Gandhi's brain 😂
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Surendra Rajput ‏
Surendra Rajput ‏@ssrajputINC·
समुद्र को सबसे गहरा कहना तौहीन है किताबों की...!!
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Yogi Adityanath@myogiadityanath·
पिछली सरकारों के संरक्षण में भू-माफिया इतना प्रभावी था कि उत्तर प्रदेश पुलिस की हिम्मत नहीं हो रही थी कि उससे जमीन खाली करवा ले...
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@Nher_who Rahul Gandhi's testicle crossing all limits to keep his donkey father happy.
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Nehr_who?@Nher_who·
Can’t climb 3 stairs but handling India’s security. A nation with worlds’s largest population can’t find a competent man for the post? Tragic
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@MeghUpdates The anti-vandematram gang will be on fire.
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Megh Updates 🚨™@MeghUpdates·
Vande Mataram goes GLOBAL 🔥 Slovak choir performs Vande Mataram to welcome PM Modi on his arrival in Bratislava, the capital of Slovakia.
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@iArpitSpeaks A pussy cat sits in the AC room and cries instead of coming on the road.
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Arpit Sharma@iArpitSpeaks·
Violence is the last resort of a Coward..
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@DrNimoYadav There is also science available to become a middle member between men and women so you should look into that option.
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Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0
Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0@DrNimoYadav·
Being a man in this world is not easy. It takes a lot of courage to endure the struggles and responsibilities that an average man faces every day.
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@Mrsinha Bro can you please ask the quiz master, when he will be shaving his head. The coward has blocked me.
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Mr Sinha@Mrsinha·
Scene outside Mamata Banerjee's residence.. Just look at the silence. Hardly a few people are present. There was a time when even MPs had to stand in queues to meet her, with crowds of party workers,supporters, and security all around. How time changes..
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@DrNimoYadav When Congress decides to take TMC in their lap. Raccoons of Congress IT cell got 440 volt of shock.
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@iArpitSpeaks One of the dashing Gay member of CJP. Khiii khiii khaaa khaaa khoo khoo.
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Arpit Sharma
Arpit Sharma@iArpitSpeaks·
My phrraaandd Emli Macroni…. Khiii khiii khiii….
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@DrNimoYadav Rahul Gandhi's rotten testicle reaction while Modiji goes overseas 🧐 The same rotten testicle reaction when Rahul Gandhi goes overseas 🥱
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