Pathetic Man OTD ✨ : indefinite hiatus

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@Xarvaxx Incredible truly

Todays pathetic man of the day is Raphael from Baldur’s Gate 3!

It’s been over a year of PMOTD get with the program friends !

Sometimes I go back to read comments & qrts & I realize that people still think my posts mean Pathetic™️ (derogatory) when I rlly mean Pathetic™️ (affectionate,loving) 😭

@ChaiTeaSauce Stinky 👎

@PatheticManOTD I friendzoned the fuck outta this guy

Todays pathetic man of the day is Gale Dekarios from Baldur’s Gate 3!

@itsSupercar “I don’t even like Gale” is blasphemous tbh

felt compelled to share this interaction (names hidden to protect the guilty)

@daytonaAUG I didn’t! I actually had no other good gear for him so I put it on him temporarily until I was able to get the Robe of the Weave in act 3. This is more suited for Wyll (if he’s not respec’d/multiclassed) if you’re going to give it to any existing companion

@PatheticManOTD this would be so useful if gale was a charisma caster and not an int caster - did you respec him into sorcerer for this?

// spoilers maybe (?) For the people asking what robe this is & where to get it! I dyed it purple once I put it on Gale.

@Mads_five Squeezing him like this as we speak

i love Gale so much actually would def put him in a box and shake really hard

@spamira @dweeboftime @riverpubby ^^^ this is exactly where I got mine, I believe it’s Alfira who gives it to you!

I think of this every day

@DavisSoleila I needed an excuse to spread around this screenshot of him .. my beautiful wet paper bag of a man 🥹

@PatheticManOTD I was awaiting this so much

@rookseeksraven He’s so me

@PatheticManOTD Obligatory

Todays pathetic man of the day is Stu Pickles from the Rugrats!

@ThedasWolves @mika_l1a Literally pull all my screencaps from google, boss. Where else would I get them. I’m not gonna take the time to reverse search each image I use for a gag account bc I really do not care that much. It’s a just a screenshot with some filters, not a piece of art

@MarcusLyon18 If anything this falls under fair use, but that’s a whole legal battle over a silly little tweet so icba

@PatheticManOTD How the actual hell does someone delude themselves into thinking SCREENSHOTS give them copyright?? I genuinely cannot wrap my head around it

@9Yung9Wrld9 I wanna do an evil play though too, but I’m the type of person who feels bad when they’re mean to npcs 😭

@KASchultz6 @crushedberri You annoy the fuck out of me. Bye now

@KASchultz6 @crushedberri I implore you to go outside or something