Patrice HighKick

@DaytrippingRed Almost every post is about the fucking oil!!

Mind blowing that this product specifically works wonders for ex footballers/z list celebs that are on their arse broke Was it designed that way, to work best for those in need of a few quid? Grifting cunts.

I read this whole tweet. I’m so fucking annoyed now. 😔

@kathrynw5 Good! I got on a train, 4 people taking up 8 seats, I said you can move your bags, or I can move your bags 🤷🏻

I finally did it, I picked up the backpack of someone taking up two seats on a standing room only train, handed it to them and said “you can hold this so someone can sit, thank you.” A woman immediately sat. I will absolutely keep doing this

@mcdonald2keith @1ssve This helped!! ❤️

@1ssve Turn off slide to type. It helped.

WTF is going on with the iPhone keyboard? I can barely type on it without every word having a typo.

@antmiddleton You dense cunt.

Common sense from Hollywood! Rest assured Keanu that you are fully supported and backed by the vast majority. You are on the right side of history! Time to revert to making real, gritty and authentic film and TV. People will look back at this woke era and realise how psychologically brainwashed, weak and controlled they were! The tables are not just turning, they’re being flipped! 💪🏼👊🏼

@emuskreeveOff5 Hello 👋🏻 there Mary!! Elon musk’s assistant can you get fucked right away, you absolute fucking cockend.

One in four schools in England now has native British children in the minority. In 72 schools, there are none at all. The numbers come straight from the Department for Education’s census, covering more than 21,000 schools. London and the big cities lead the shift, but the trend is everywhere. Native Britons still make up about 73 percent of the UK today, but official projections show that figure collapsing to 57 percent by 2050 and slipping into minority status by 2063. The drivers are obvious: sustained immigration, higher minority birth rates, and below-replacement fertility among the native population. There are 72 schools in England where not a single white British child is enrolled. Not one. Entire institutions where the native population has been erased from the roll call. It shows that what’s happening in the big cities is no longer just “diversity” but full demographic replacement at the most basic level: the classroom. When you combine that with the wider picture it becomes clear that these aren’t isolated anomalies. They’re advance warnings. Entire areas where the native population has been displaced to the point of invisibility, and the next generation grows up without them even in the room. The classroom is the preview of what comes next.

@IANdrewDiceClay Seriously, wtf are these?!

What an outfit

@arsenalfan6666 @SeanRossSapp Too late and yet, you’re still talking about it?

@SeanRossSapp To late for that you should have reported it soon as he tweeted it 👍 wrestling reporter my ass

He sent me dozens of messages on facebook this week claiming he was "working" with the death threats towards us

@jamesthetallman @fesshole @SavMondo They’re just tweeting anything at this point, brings all the blue tick wankers out in force.

@fesshole At this point @SavMondo , @fesshole is just tweeting stuff you say with a delay Knew i recognised it. Whats this, 4 times now 😂

@thebig_seyi @fesshole Yes… you pretty much just repeated the tweet….

@fesshole Nine months of free advertising on your property and then a follow up visit a year later to ask about the sign

Had our drive done. The guy who did it left an ad board at the front to show it off. After 9 months I moved it. Three months later, the guy's just been round asking if his team had picked it up. "Well it's not here" I said. And it's not. I took it went to the tip two weeks ago.

@ScottJonesy @GreggsOfficial @TooGoodToGo Too good too go from Greggs, is 1 sandwich, 1 pastry and 1 sweet treat, you got the bag for less than £5 imagine crying to X about it, just for a free £5 gift card

Just had @GreggsOfficial try and rip me off with a @TooGoodToGo

@fesshole All the blue tick wankers with no fucking Clue what they’re actually talking about. Community notes handing out L’s like candy, @fesshole just delete this shit already

Someone has an almost identical Gmail address as mine, but without the dot between first name and surname. However, Google doesn't care about the dot and I get most of their emails. I just cancelled a golfing holiday to Scotland for them. I can't stand golf.

@fesshole @fesshole you gave up on blocking blue tick cunts cause they earn money for you?

Bought a car this week using inheritance. They charged £1,700 to my card instead of £17,000. I know it's wrong not to report it but I genuinely dont have huge bundles of cash & that amount is life changing. So far kept quiet. How long before I can actually spend the cash?

@bambooacrobat @dr3amoperator Adibisi!!

i looove when they have the characters doing some bullshit in the narration bits

@OldHeadHST @Variety @grok You fucking dumb cunt, imagine actually Posting this question.

@Variety @grok Are celebrities dying at a alarming rate?

Bobby J. Brown, a character actor best known for his portrayal of Officer Bobby Brown on the HBO drama #TheWire, has died in a barn fire. He was 62. • Family members said Brown entered a barn to jump-start a vehicle when a fire broke out. He called a relative for a fire extinguisher, but the barn was engulfed in flames before help arrived. • Brown died from diffuse thermal injury and smoke inhalation. His death was ruled an accident. wp.me/pc8uak-1lGXsD

@fesshole Mate shat in the bushes, dog rolled in shit 🤷🏻

I used to repair overhead power lines. As I was getting down off the tower, a browny-orange dog ran over closely chased by its owner. They were shouting "don't touch it, it's human." That's when I realised it was a white dog and what my mate Eddie had been doing in the bushes.

@bernieDbolt @anon_opin I remember chatting to a guy years ago, potential date etc, he was super into Temper Trap, they’d dropped that one song and he was this massive fan 🤷🏻 I said I doubt they’ll go very far, they’re overhyped…. Never spoke to me again 🤣

@anon_opin I raise you Temper Trap … m.youtube.com/watch?v=vN7HQr…

Starz In Their Eyes by Just Jack is the last great 'one hit wonder.'

@tweetbywinter Nah, I’ve definitely seen this shit before, where’s the community note??

When I was 8yo.. I was misbehaving at dinner so my parents sent me to my room. I was dramatic af and cried out my window to the whole lneighborhood. Then the window screen broke and I fell 2 stories. I got up and rang the doorbell to tell my parents I fell out the window.

@drumstuart @Britpopmemories Tiny Dancers though!! ❤️ massively underrated, Hannah we know is an absolute banger, Free School Milk is a main stay on any playlist I make

@Britpopmemories Menswear were something similar I recall? Thing is this continued into the noughties too Tiny Dancers were signed for a 2 LP firm deal for £750k by parlophone The Twang was ridiculous too... maybe even more than that!

It’s early 1996, Britpop is in full flow, and record companies are splashing out £500k on bands like Fluffy. Crazy times.