Patrick Mullins

@Muppetiers Not only are they awful to watch and play hardly any football but they are incredibly cringy as well, like genuinely cringy.

Enrique/Kompany no matter what else you do in your careers its meaningless if you let this affront to football win in the final.

@Emanxamilius_ Way to prove my point.

@Patrick97389907 Im not wasting time watching his useless channel when there’s literal evidence in his tweets What’s toxic about actual evidence, Patrick?

Considering you wanted us to sign Gallagher in September and didn’t think Mainoo was good enough to play in midfield for us spreading lies about his capabilities on and off the ball I don’t think anyone should be listening to your opinion on midfield players

@SkySportsNews Looking forward to the forensic analysis of the push on Sesko 10 seconds previous.

🗣️ "That tells a different story..." Dermot Gallagher and Jay Bothroyd discuss whether Benjamin Sesko's goal should have stood against Liverpool?

@umirf1 I mean it's only taken a full season to find a clip that matches what you described and genuinely not a goalie in the league has a chance of stopping it.

Before Lammens joined United, these were short-hand notes from a scouting report I wrote. This part highlights the exact way Lammens conceded against Szoboszlai – stepping up, holds position, attacker shoots low, quickly and to the opposite corner to the side they were released,

@SebOnFootball Avoided the controversy of having to send off a Liverpool player if they hadnt of given the goal

That defo hit his left hand to go in? Can’t believe they’ve given that

@HACKETTREF Oh agreed, also can't deny a goal scoring opportunity by fouling the opponent so penalty and red card.

The law states that you cannot score a goal with your hand even if considered accidental.

@xGPhilosophy Would have been a pen and red card in any case.

1.00(xHandball)

@Muppetiers Liverpool to fully buy into Arne Slot's possession heavy football and go against the grain of how the game is played in the PL with Van Hecke and Wharton, personally I'm here for it.

Van Hecke spooky recently. Very spooky.

@terryflewers Atletico do a number on either of these in a final if they get there. I would say Arsenal too but I don't think they have the mentality nor the firepower.

I just heard the commentator say “this is how football should be played” and Alan Shearer agreed my only pushback to this is if this was 2 Premier League teams played like this; pundits, the media and rival fans but not celebrate it. They would spend days and weeks criticising the poor defending and the lack of defensive discipline!

@Muppetiers The best possible centre back they can get followed by the best possible midfielder they can get. Build the spine and the rest will fall into place.

With CL all but secured, who should be United's first signing? (Don't say Anderson).

@Muppetiers We should be looking at Pochettino.

This should be entertaining.

@Muppetiers This team drifts far too often.

Uh oh.

@Muppetiers We have become incredibly Gareth Southgatey

This is indeed the old 343.

@Rory_Talks_Ball Stop

There’s zero pull on the hair here, DCL has an open hand and simply brushes Cucurella’s hair upwards

@Utdtruthful @StevenRailston Opinion piece, these guys actually think we want their opinion.

🚨🗣️ @StevenRailston: “Real Madrid know when to hold their BEST players and when to offload. “United signed Varane when he was PAST his best, he performed in Manchester but had injury problems. “Madrid banked £60m for Casemiro, who had started to show signs of AGE catching up with him at 30. “There are NO obvious pitfalls with Tchouameni. However, sometimes when you buy a new car, a problem under the bonnet only emerges after driving it away from the forecourt, and by that point, there is no going back. “Having said that, Tchouameni has missed just 38 games due to injury throughout his career, and the only injury he has suffered this season is a minor hamstring injury, which kept him out for just two league matches. “His injury record should not be a concern, and perhaps a potential deal would be as good as it seems.” #MUFC [MEN]

@TurkTalksFC There's a huge difference between finding the Arsenal situation funny and celebrating City winning a title. What are you even on about

Watching Arsenal bottle everything is fun but I will NEVER understand the United fans blindly celebrating City moving closer to another title. They’ll have 20 too before we know it. Behave. 🚮

@TurkTalksFC Thought that was ai at the start

Holy Aura

@michaelnaught57 @PaulDollery Hard to disagree .

@Patrick97389907 @PaulDollery They should be supporting a fine young team better though.

What’s behind the low turn-out in Tullamore? First round of championship, All-Ireland Under-20 winners backboning the team, huge game for Offaly.

@michaelnaught57 @PaulDollery Only natural enough when Offaly hurling has been in the wilderness for two decades. Not unique to Offaly.

@Patrick97389907 @PaulDollery Fairweathers, another reason