Patrick Carroll

Anyone selling 2 tickets for today's match against Stoke? @ChelseaTicket @CFCTickets @chelseatickets3

@JMctiffen are those tickets still going?

Eatin weed brownies from Rolling Stone. Rolling fuccin Stone man!

Oh hey, it's a sloth getting her makeup done huff.to/13L5VMG

How amazing are @_callmeBrady and @sofiafgw ? Taking you babes on a cinema date fo sho! #mylifeiscomplete #mademyday #mademyyear #mademylife

@_callmeBrady is tying my shoe