Patrick Hayes

@lilkorok Reminder: tattoos are cringe and disqualify you becoming a top tier trad wife. Zelda has zero tattoos, don’t you forget it.

@ElizabethHolmes Did you drop the man voice babe?

Delete your search history, delete your bookmarks, delete your reddit, medical records, 12 yr old tumblr, delete everything. Every photo on the cloud, every message on every platform. None of it is safe. It will all become public in the next year Local storage and compute 📈

@oldhawksol And then you rope after throwing the third rock and it keeps dropping because you got scammed by a bunch of southeastern asians and you’re retarded

3-Rock Trading Rule — $JUP Version An easy guide so you never buy at the wrong price and feel depressed waiting for breakeven. The 3-Rock Trading Rule is very simple. Let's say you have $1,500 available to invest. You make a deal with yourself: "I will only buy 3 times with that amount" — either every week, every month, or at every support level. The lower the price goes, the more you spend. You moderate your $1,500 like this: Rock 1 (first support) → $200 (13%) Rock 2 (deeper support) → $450 (30%) Rock 3 (lowest support) → $850 (57%) The logic is simple dip your toes first, wade in second, and dive all in at the bottom. The cheaper it gets, the harder you throw. Below I give you an example with the $JUP version. If you had followed the support rule, you would have bought only 3 times in the last 14–18 months, with a very low cost basis and your heaviest bag loaded at the cheapest price. Only the ones who can wait and throw the rock last make the most money. Bookmark this theory it was created by a legendary investor.

@shahh Pretty confident $SOL will never EVER even come close to hitting $300.

Pretty confident you can just buy $SOL here, log off, and come back when it's over $300 with a 4-5x.

@ZehalZ I wouldn’t know, I’m a 100% docked CHAD

I love the Switch 2 but man this battery is atrocious

@marinonchain @weremeow >most people don’t realize how massive this actually is Lmao sure thing you shill

So @weremeow just dropped an essay on Jupiter Offerbook 🪐 Most people don’t realize how massive this actually is. I went through the entire thing so you don’t have to. Here's all the alpha - and how it benefits YOU 👇

@AiPinfu2003 Miss, we are still here and enjoying our occasional post by our nippon brothers! As long as we keep interacting with each other’s posts, the algorithm has our backs!

なんかアメリカ兄貴達の投稿が減ってきて古き悪しき怒りに満ちたXに戻ってきた気がする。 我々は結局ドブ川でしか生きれないんだなぁ

@shealavie21 Two words: trad wife

so i’m gonna be very vulnerable right now on here bc im having a bad day and need to get it out. i got laid off about a month ago and as the days go by im really just feeling worse and worse and im pretty much at my lowest point. the stress of finding a new job, trying to save

@elonmusk Let’s take it back lads and put women back in the mf kitchen where they belong!

Yeah

@doIIettegf Only if they’re cute ofc

@ericmidwest @PineRestGR lol, this is why I’d never buy a Tesla. Tons of crazy liberals like this everywhere.

My Tesla has been getting vandalized in Grandville Michigan over and over again. Today I caught them. Truly possessed people. They work for @PineRestGR

@AccountantMurph Hope you get sick and die!

@unusual_whales How are any of those three careers AI proof? Lmao. With enough time, no job is safe from AI.

Gen Z graduates pursuing "AI-proof" careers like education, biology, and pharmacy are experiencing low early-career salaries, with many earning less than $50,000 annually, per YF.

@DougAMacgregor Nuking Tel Aviv?!

BREAKING: Iranian Army warns of "massive historic surprise" tonight that the "world will remember for centuries."

@shaunmmaguire When this country failed to give me (white educated young male) a cute pure wife and good job. Fuck this shithole

How did we get to the point Where so many Americans are rooting against America?

@m00nlitmak Not with those ratchet ass tattoos hoe

unfortunately I probably will meet my future husband on the internet

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Left one mogs

Super Mario Bros 40th anniversary Steelbooks Best Buy (left) Target (right )

@videogamedeals What am I supposed to do with that case? At least with the Best Buy one I can store my cartridges.

@m00nlitmak How do they even finance remaining so fucking fat when food prices have surged since the pandemic? I don’t understand.

fat people should not be allowed in public… wdym i just lost my appetite while trying to enjoy my burger

This reccession is gonna be worse than 2008 because of increased exposure to awful influencers flexxing ridiculous wealth and foreigners freeloading while average worker is anally fucked